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Default 05-24-2004, 03:48 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":7dc13]
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Piss in your mouth?..i'm not even gonna ask !!
Don't be all shy and silly...of course you can ask...just say
"Tripper, may I please piss in your mouth?"....go on... freak:[/quote:7dc13]

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Default 05-24-2004, 12:27 PM

[quote:77918]shitting your pants in the middle of a date

getting caught masturbating outside dates house after date

getting piss in my mouth
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Thats too funny. shitting your pants any where would suck.
  
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Default 05-24-2004, 10:41 PM

Walking down the street only to be caught up in a crowd in the middle of the street thats moving slower than a tortoise and you have to overtake them. Seriously what is wrong with people? Theres so much space on the street and like a dozen people bunch up together blocking the fucking way.
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 04:01 PM

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6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:ee411]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 04:19 PM

[quote="Maj.}{awke":47e2c][quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":47e2c]
6 - Went to walmart one time to get milk, i got my milk and went to the 20 items or less line, i was 2nd in line behind this one lady who i suppose worked for the school system or the government or some crap and had a tax expemt card, they bugged and bugged for her taxes to be removed, the cashier being fairly new had to call her manager, this took over 20 minutes, come to find out the B###! only saved $1.00 USD.............i would have freakin gave her a dollar if she would have just left.....that pissed me off royally. mad:[/quote:47e2c]
You could have very easily, switches lanes. ed:[/quote:47e2c]

Not if you have a huge cart and theres a line behind you.
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 07:45 PM

Really fat people that try to boss me around
Poeple that never take showers and/or never change their clothes and/or never wear deodorant
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 10:16 PM

People who insist on sliding their finger into your anus whilst you are trying to concentrate
on making a "house of cards" or a full-scale replica of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks.... annoy:
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 11:57 PM

i hate it when: say your walking a few blocks home, and its straight ahead, but as you reach a corner, someone else turns onto your street, and is walking right next to you, same pace and direction... mad:
  
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Default 05-25-2004, 11:58 PM

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i hate it when: say your walking a few blocks home, and its straight ahead, but as you reach a corner, someone else turns onto your street, and is walking right next to you, same pace and direction... mad:
thats when you FUCKIN STAB HIM!!!!!!11
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 12:09 AM

I hate it when I stab a hooker in a neck with a machette...and they squirt blood everywhere and it gets in my eye. Fuckin' squirters annoy:
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 10:49 AM

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shitting your pants in the middle of a date
i shit my pants for $40 one time when i was drunk.
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:04 AM

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I hate it when I stab a hooker in a neck with a machette...and they squirt blood everywhere and it gets in my eye. Fuckin' squirters annoy:
Its better than you accidently blowing your load in her hair cool:
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:32 AM

The "MODS" making me post here. oOo:
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:37 AM

WOmen with shopping trolleys in supermarkets, usually you get a posse of them standing blabbing in one of the aisles right infront of the stuff you want to get from that aisle. You then haul ass so you can come up the aisle from the opposite direction only to find theyve moved 2 feet forward and are still obstructing you from getting the items you want.

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 05-26-2004, 11:52 AM

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shitting your pants in the middle of a date
i shit my pants for $40 one time when i was drunk.
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