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08-26-2004, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by fujimi7su
why tongue?
and ive taken a dump in the shower before, it was at a hotel... and i got it all to go down
wow that was a fun night.. i love stealing alcohol from other random people in a hotel....
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becasue your arms are melted off from the acidity in your shit. |
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Brigadier General
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Location: Ontario
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08-26-2004, 02:43 AM
Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.
hate getting thoughs.
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Senior Member
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08-26-2004, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Buckweed
Picture this, you taking a phat shit, only to have a log break off half way.. leaving a lil nub hanging out ur ass, pinching wont cuz the little bastard loose, so your only option is to wiggle ur sweet ass till that little shit plunders.
hate getting thoughs.
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yeah. or when the log breaks the slides back into yer ass becasue its so long in total.. |
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Cumming, IA
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08-26-2004, 02:46 AM
ya... sux
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Senior Member
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Location: Amerika
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08-26-2004, 06:53 AM
Funniest thread evar! happy:
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Colonel
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08-26-2004, 06:57 AM
I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech
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Senior Member
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Location: Amerika
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08-26-2004, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech
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Senior Member
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08-26-2004, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
I got the worst... inside my eyelid. yech
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WTF how do you get one INSIDE your eyelid? |
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Good ol' England!
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08-26-2004, 02:22 PM
I hate it when i get zits in my ear - fuckin soo hard sqeeze
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Colonel
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
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08-26-2004, 02:25 PM
wtf you wierd people, in your eyelids, ears....sakdg
sand paper works fine
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Major General
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
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08-26-2004, 02:27 PM
Wash.
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Outskirts of Rochester, Ny
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08-26-2004, 02:58 PM
OMG this thread is hilarious
WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:
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Senior Member
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08-26-2004, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
OMG this thread is hilarious
WEnt from nose pimplrd to bucks semi gay stratageys on how to not have dingle berries rock:
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LOL. if you have a beard and you eat shit and its eft in your beard.. whats it called? |
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Senior Member
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08-26-2004, 03:08 PM
i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.
as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.
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General of the Army
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Location: Ireland
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08-26-2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Judas
i care for my face like a woman, no shit. its the only one ive got, and its the first thing people see, so, i try to keep mine looking tip top. washing your face everytime you shower with some kind of cleanser ( i use noxema ), and moisturise, you should be in good shape. This will also keep your nose clear of black heads. Yup, no need for those fucking strips or shit.
as for shit inside the nose. usually when i get something like that going on i will use neosporin inside the nose on the thing for about a day and it goes away.
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stfu
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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