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Default 01-19-2005, 08:32 AM

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Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.
Bone her[/quote:3b4ee]

Why whatever do you mean?
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 09:02 AM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0e12e][quote=CoMaToSe]
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Heh, I am glad I can get "swats" at school. Means I do not have to serve detention. I had my choice, swats was it. I got in trouble for horseplaying, when really it was this girl that was the main problem. Though she could have got into alot of trouble if it was just her so I shared the blame. Anyways I smell cans of candy.
Bone her[/quote:0e12e]

Why whatever do you mean?[/quote:0e12e]
ok then, gimme her email and Ill bone her.
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 09:16 AM

i want to spank a schoolgirl, how do i become a teacher in texas?
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 09:18 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":ca5d4]i want to spank a schoolgirl, how do i become a teacher in texas?[/quote:ca5d4]
sleep with a catholic priest
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 07:34 PM

teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 08:21 PM

[quote="Anita_Head":3e0c4]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:3e0c4]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 08:36 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":90eec][quote="Anita_Head":90eec]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:90eec]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:90eec]Someone else needs to learn english.



  
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Default 01-19-2005, 08:47 PM

Back in Grade 6, when I went to a private Christian school, I choked some kid, and for punishment my principle let me chose if I wanted a swat with a paddle, or a detention. eek:

I chose the detention ...
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 09:05 PM

rolf... thats messed up spank: go commando next time you get another swat duke biggrin:
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 09:11 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f13d][quote="Duke_of_Ray":8f13d][quote="Anita_Head":8f13d]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:8f13d]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:8f13d]Someone else needs to learn english.[/quote:8f13d]

Que?
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 10:22 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f6133][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f6133][quote="Duke_of_Ray":f6133][quote="Anita_Head":f6133]teacher swated me once, sued the school fired the ass and got 25,000$ in cash. you or a liar or a moron. fuck your hick town fedral laws are laws sue idiot.[/quote:f6133]

Somebody is telling a fib, and I don't think it is me. oOo:[/quote:f6133]Someone else needs to learn english.[/quote:f6133]

Que?[/quote:f6133]
He's talking to Anita_Brain.
  
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Default 01-19-2005, 10:32 PM

this is beyond insanity.

let this thread dieeee


  
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Default 01-20-2005, 01:57 AM

..you just yell out if they strike you again Duke, we'll have a moderator
and a squad of veterans on the ground before you you can say wtf. cool:

ps: pls pm any pics of teacher/targets and kill zone lay-out
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 02:50 AM

this is now one teh ghey thread. I was expecting kinky student/teacher sex, but NOOOOOOO!
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 04:44 AM

Rofl At Vance...../lock dis overflowing porcelain tub of excrement



  
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