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Default 03-22-2005, 06:49 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":82ed5] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:82ed5]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 06:54 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2bba4][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2bba4] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:2bba4]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:2bba4]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rock:

Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... eek:


  
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Default 03-22-2005, 06:56 PM

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When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.

/loads up the brass knuckles.

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 06:57 PM

Plenty of gin should counter your lack of machismo.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 07:13 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":b031a][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b031a] I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has
been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed
me off. I got up
from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her
if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:b031a]
uh oh, sounds like you two are in love...I can see it now, she'll keep doing this
stuff till you grab her and then your lips will meet and your tongues will explore
every orifice and before you know it you'll both be rolling in a frenzy of passion
on the beach with the waves pounding symbolically around you....gg Duke, you're in there! beer:[/quote:b031a]

And you know waht will happen then?................PICS!!!

[quote:b031a]Now if he just stops eating them damn beans... [/quote:b031a]

I no longer eat beans, beans are childish. I have moved on to more adult things. I eat gummy bears, just like MC Pee Pants!
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 07:16 PM

lol good choice, the pink ones are the best!!!


  
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Default 03-22-2005, 08:57 PM

girls like guys they cant have.
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 10:04 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":6f244]
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When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.
with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.
Exactly man, I am begining to realize this. I use to get mad at the girls who always went for the jerks, but now I know that they are not worth my time. Any girl that does not respect respect, is not my type.

Just to update the sotry, the one gril that was mad at me and told me no when I asked her out hit me in the head with a purse today. She has been doing this kind of crap for six months now, and this really pissed me off. I got up from my chair to her purse shook all the crap out threw across the room, and told her if she ever pulled something like that again I would beat the shit out of her.[/quote:6f244]

hahahahahahahahaaa
  
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Default 03-22-2005, 10:40 PM

sounds like basic HS girl shit. women will walk all over you if you give off the impression that you are easy to manipulate. you can be respectful and easy going to show how much of a great guy you are, but the fact is, women dont want that shit until they are married and well over 40 years old. women are hypocrites, so right now you need to stand up for yourself and show them you arent going to put up with their shit. young women want a man not a mangina. dont ask your lame friends for advice on this, get advice from the old timers whove been through it. sounds like most agree on this board.
  
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Default 03-23-2005, 02:32 AM

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When are you guys gonna get it? Girls don't like "good boys", they like 'em "bad". Treat them like you don't give a rats ass about their existence and they'll pratically rape you.
with my experience, the girls that like the bad guys aren't worth a shit. I am ALWAYS respectful towards women and I've gotten with some "classy", for lack of better terms, women. Being a bad-ass will get ya a drunk girl at a party over the weekend.
You shitting me?? I'm never without a "classy" chick and i NEVER kiss their ass. I'm just myself and they're gonna like me for that. They get no special treatment.
its just cause ur sexy ark. the majority of men here arent.
  
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Default 03-23-2005, 03:09 AM

most girls are faggots. oOo:
  
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Default 03-23-2005, 03:45 AM

most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo
  
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Default 03-23-2005, 03:57 AM

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most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo
oh yeah of course, because they live in germnlan. rolleyes:
  
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Default 03-23-2005, 07:07 AM

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most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo
Same here, all the good looking ones at least, the rest look like they have been beaten by the ugly stick one too many times


  
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Default 03-23-2005, 07:10 AM

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most girls at my school are either bi or lesbo

what about your sis....?
  
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