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Default 04-09-2006, 08:25 PM

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my roommate was about to get it on with both of them at the same time. But he didn't lock the door and someone walked in on them. He said both of them were just feeding him shot after shot and they were fondling eachother happy: spank:
he should shake that dudes hand for being a walking condom and protecting him from disease


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my roommate was about to get it on with both of them at the same time. But he didn't lock the door and someone walked in on them. He said both of them were just feeding him shot after shot and they were fondling eachother happy: spank:
he should shake that dudes hand for being a walking condom and protecting him from disease
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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my roommate was about to get it on with both of them at the same time. But he didn't lock the door and someone walked in on them. He said both of them were just feeding him shot after shot and they were fondling eachother happy: spank:
he should shake that dudes hand for being a walking condom and protecting him from disease

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my roommate was about to get it on with both of them at the same time. But he didn't lock the door and someone walked in on them. He said both of them were just feeding him shot after shot and they were fondling eachother happy: spank:
he should shake that dudes hand for being a walking condom and protecting him from disease
I'd take the disease....LO
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 08:38 PM

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biggrin: Ahhh that Lebanese bitch. She's soooooo bitchy, but is hilarious.

PS. Hoes [imghttp://photos-765.facebook.com/n14/236/108/9344238/n9344238_30043765_8687.jpg[/img]
go for the two on the right
you have poor taste... the middle girls face? annoy: the girl on the left is easily the best looking as far as the photo shows.
were talking coleman here, without his handlebar mustache he is powerless of seducing the one on the left biggrin:


  
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Default 04-09-2006, 09:28 PM

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2 bad thats like every school

OMG Im in college now I need to be a slut bag oOo:
yeah, true. Here at JMU, we have a ton of outrageously hot girls, you should have seen Halloween, there was a group of girls dressed like slutty girl scouts, and every one of them was a 9 or 10.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 09:44 PM

I think I saw JMU in the top sector of a "Hottest Colleges List" by a Men's Magazine or something.

They do have hot girls down there beer:


  
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girls on girls turn me off.
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 09:47 PM

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turn me off.
please god, somebody do it.



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please god, somebody do it.
shouldn't you be feeling sorry for yourself that you can't get a girlfriend?
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 09:55 PM

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I think I saw JMU in the top sector of a "Hottest Colleges List" by a Men's Magazine or something.

They do have hot girls down there beer:
yeah, I've heard we're supposed to be high on some sort of list like that, we're also high on the party school list usually, although I think we also just took #1 for most STDs loney:
  
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Default 04-09-2006, 10:02 PM

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I think I saw JMU in the top sector of a "Hottest Colleges List" by a Men's Magazine or something.

They do have hot girls down there beer:
yeah, I've heard we're supposed to be high on some sort of list like that, we're also high on the party school list usually, although I think we also just took #1 for most STDs loney:
Not to brag... but uw madison tops many a list in partying and women, most recently playboy's top school in terms of sports/fun/and overall college life if you got the new issue. But anyway, you'd be hard pressed to find a big school where there arent copious amounts of gorgeous women doing slutty things.


  
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Default 04-09-2006, 10:12 PM

[quote="Playboy Magazine":a7d9e]
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party school category, because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amatuers[/quote:a7d9e]


  
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Default 04-09-2006, 10:23 PM

lololol Penn state loves penis

Im still skeptical, because if its such a professional party school, why is coleman here every night happy:


















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Default 04-09-2006, 10:28 PM

oh it is. I don't drink, nor go to frats much. I'll go every once in a while and do some "drunk dancing" to all of the techno. happy:


  
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