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Default 01-01-2003, 10:59 AM

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Gerard, be happy you don't have Sarah Brady over there. She would lobby to have all knives and plates outlawed. biggrin:
Whos sarah brady?[/quote:47a38]

Sarah Brady is the woman who lobbied to get ALL weapons banned from private ownership in the U.S. through incorrectly quoted statistics and mental manipulation of the public. What she doesn't tell you, is that firearms are used in only 1-2% of all violent crimes in the U.S. They just get the most press.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 11:00 AM

Yep I was right, she is some crazed woman
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 11:01 AM

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Yep I was right, she is some crazed woman

LOL! biggrin: Yeah, exactly.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 11:05 AM

Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 11:12 AM

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Guy slashes me in the face he's not going to the police, im taking him behind the shop and fuckin him up.
But he has a knife... You only have a fist. How the hell do you think you can bash him?

You (with fists/legs) against Him (With a knife) = Bad news for you...[/quote:0cdd6]

Yah but Im superman so

Anyway, the guy sounded like a moron, he had his back turned when he went for you dog. That's when you give him a REALLY hard kick, send him to the ground, then while he's thinking "wtf?" you kick him once in the face. Now THAT hurts, he won't be getting up for a while.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 11:37 AM

[quote="Jedi Marksman":27fe1][quote="Sargent_Scrotum":27fe1][quote="Jedi Marksman":27fe1]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

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& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...[/quote:27fe1]

Sorry you feel that way scrotum. You and some of your Candian brethren really don't like Americans. Whatever! You certainly have your share of idiotic things to say. Drop dead, and Happy New Year. biggrin:[/quote:27fe1]
i was kidding....
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 01:16 PM

didnt you take some kids skate board too tough guy. and drop it in front of a bus. was that you gerard. but hey irish dont like to fight. in fact there moto isnt the fighting irish. damn you seem to live up to the stereo types.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 01:20 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":5837d]didnt you take some kids skate board too tough guy. and drop it in front of a bus. was that you gerard. but hey irish dont like to fight. in fact there moto isnt the fighting irish. damn you seem to live up to the stereo types.[/quote:5837d]

Yes i did, and what off it? And our motto isn;t the "fighting irish" dumbass some american sports team has that motto. And because i get slashed and months previous i throw a skateboard in front of a bus means i "love" to fight??


Again founding fucktards superior logic shines through. oOo:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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can we say IRA. can we say MOST Irish cant handle there alchol. and thats why they have the bad rep off drunk fighters. not all IDIOT but enough of you to get the stereo type. and all stereo types do have some bassis in fact.

CAN YOU DIG IT. elf boy you see your so dumb that you think i said all Irish. I never did. i said all Irish that I know. there is a diffrence you see. I dont know all the Irish. so in a sence all your replys are off the point. because you dont under stand what you read.
  
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can we say IRA. can we say MOST Irish cant handle there alchol. and thats why they have the bad rep off drunk fighters. not all IDIOT but enough of you to get the stereo type. and all stereo types do have some bassis in fact.

CAN YOU DIG IT. elf boy you see your so dumb that you think i said all Irish. I never did. i said all Irish that I know. there is a diffrence you see. I dont know all the Irish. so in a sence all your replys are off the point. because you dont under stand what you read.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 01:36 PM

Sarah Bradys husband James Brady, was shot in the 1981 assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan. James was presidential press secretary at the time and was shot in the head by John Hinckley Jr.

Here's a link to a quick story about the event.
http://www.awesome80s.com/Awesome80s/Ne ... n_Shot.asp


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Default 01-01-2003, 01:48 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":6bf4e]can we say IRA. can we say MOST Irish cant handle there alchol. and thats why they have the bad rep off drunk fighters. not all IDIOT but enough of you to get the stereo type. and all stereo types do have some bassis in fact.

CAN YOU DIG IT. elf boy you see your so dumb that you think i said all Irish. I never did. i said all Irish that I know. there is a diffrence you see. I dont know all the Irish. so in a sence all your replys are off the point. because you dont under stand what you read.[/quote:6bf4e]


Arf got spelling?

Yes we can say IRA, whos to say im not affiliated with them in some way shape or form? Certainly not a whining little whore like you.
This might say yes though:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/My%20stuff%20pics/glock-18.jpg[/img]

Can we say MOST irish can't handle their alcohol? No probably not, you don't know "most" irish you silly fucker, you know a couple of pissheads that like acting hardasses when they have a few drinks in them. I live in ireland you don't so i am in far better position to know wtf im talking about.

"elf boy", gee original, did you come up with that yourself or did the mentally retarded club you're part off all chip osme iq into that. I assume you mean Leprechaun. If you're gonna try and insult me at least and try to gt it right moron. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/lol_hitting.gif[/img]

Now for the icing on the cake, first he says most irish are drunks etc then he says only the irish he knows. Big difference id say.

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 02:01 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":780bc][quote="Jedi Marksman":780bc][quote="Sargent_Scrotum":780bc][quote="Jedi Marksman":780bc]You should have had a pistol, m8. I would have put a 9mm Parabellum righ into his head. Glad you're OK. biggrin:

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& here we see the standered american coming into the thread & saying something stupid...[/quote:780bc]

Sorry you feel that way scrotum. You and some of your Candian brethren really don't like Americans. Whatever! You certainly have your share of idiotic things to say. Drop dead, and Happy New Year. biggrin:[/quote:780bc]
i was kidding....[/quote:780bc]


OK, dude. I retract my harsh response. biggrin:
  
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Default 01-01-2003, 02:42 PM

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Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Yeah, reporters can be idiots, but they have that right. I learned how to shoot a rifle in the Boy Scouts.
  
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