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View Poll Results: ID HIT THAT. . .
RIGHT DAMN NOW! 14 41.18%
IN A MILLION YEARS! YIKES! 20 58.82%
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Default 06-27-2003, 06:56 AM

lol the votes... 13 -13

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Default 06-27-2003, 10:12 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7a5b3]Well, don't most brothas have a guerilla dick?[/quote:7a5b3]

I do use some Guerilla Tactics to achieve the art of intercourse; hiding behind the bathroom door after she gets out the shower so I can get her already naked (half the battle).

And gorillas have small penis's. Fun fact.

Bald Uncle Tom? I dont have a bald uncle tom. If you're asking Whatever for someone to roleplay your child abuse with you, I'm sure theres NUMEROUS forums out there to accomodate you. Hell its the internet - "ANYTHING GOES!"

And yes the tat does go down to her breast, and its of flowers of some sort.

And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:26 AM

[quote:d3c74]And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.[/quote:d3c74]

So ya stick it in her ass, don't ya ?
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:30 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":95ffe][quote:95ffe]And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.[/quote:95ffe]

So ya stick it in her ass, don't ya ?[/quote:95ffe]

With subtlties like that - its no wonder youre so popular with the lady-friends.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:35 AM

libacious black men lust for our white women!
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:36 AM

[quote="White Rabbit":e8f59]libacious black men lust for our white women![/quote:e8f59]

Better tighten that front line Big Boi.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:56 AM

thats it i was abused as a child. by my bald black uncle tom. damn thanks for reminding me. you are one hell of a guy. now i can get on with my life.

why do you waste your time her you should make so much money with you insightfull looks into peoples lifes. i dont think there is one thing you dont know.

put that great mind to use, go in to quantum mechanics. shit you are a regular rocket scientist. and so witty. to bad you cant take a joke. and i thought brothers had good senses of humor. guess i was wrong.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:
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its a joke. my new zealand friend. you guys can dish it out but not take it. lmao i even stated it was a joke. but i guess you are kind of dumb.
HEY! FUCK OFF!

......If you touch my dick again, I'll scream RAPE you Fucking Bitch. hake:
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 05:57 PM

AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! Shit!!!! Tripper is even scarier now with his new Avatar.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 06:04 PM

trippers avatar looks like a penis with eyes hake:


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 06:38 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":38f58]trippers avatar looks like a penis with eyes hake:[/quote:38f58]

...ROFL. Best description ever.

It's Death......!
[img]http://www.kramerskorner.com/kingsx/images/covers/bill-ted.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 06:43 PM

LMAO

Good find.
  
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