[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":7a5b3]Well, don't most brothas have a guerilla dick?[/quote:7a5b3]
I do use some Guerilla Tactics to achieve the art of intercourse; hiding behind the bathroom door after she gets out the shower so I can get her already naked (half the battle).
And gorillas have small penis's. Fun fact.
Bald Uncle Tom? I dont have a bald uncle tom. If you're asking Whatever for someone to roleplay your child abuse with you, I'm sure theres NUMEROUS forums out there to accomodate you. Hell its the internet - "ANYTHING GOES!"
And yes the tat does go down to her breast, and its of flowers of some sort.
And as far as some "backyard play", I wouldnt be much of a brotha if I didnt.
thats it i was abused as a child. by my bald black uncle tom. damn thanks for reminding me. you are one hell of a guy. now i can get on with my life.
why do you waste your time her you should make so much money with you insightfull looks into peoples lifes. i dont think there is one thing you dont know.
put that great mind to use, go in to quantum mechanics. shit you are a regular rocket scientist. and so witty. to bad you cant take a joke. and i thought brothers had good senses of humor. guess i was wrong.