[Pyro]

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[Machette]

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[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Eames

alright i did alot of stupid things monday night that are up there with the dumbest things i have ever done. alright so its about 9 o clock i get a call from my friend hes like hey we're having a slow night, no ones here u wanna come by the restraunt and drink, i was like ill be right there (i never pass up being able to drink for free) so i get there and his manager hands me a beer and poors me another one from the tap and i get started, i drink about 6 beers there before i stopped cause i was like i still gotta drive to palmers house (my friends house where we were going) so my friend gets off work we take about 6 beers with us get in my car and head over to my other friends house to meet up with him and take his car to a party. in my car i had a half empty handle of capt morgans and about a 1/4 of a 1/5 of jack jack in my back seat. so we get on a relativly busy street and start headin towards palmers house. we both have open beers in our laps and are casually taking sips, we stop at a red light and for some reason i decide to take a huge swig of my beer while im stopped, im not paying atention to anything around me and of course right when i take that swig a cop pulls up right next to me, and when i say right next to me i mean 2 feet from my car and my windows are down...my friends like eames u fucking idiot that cop just saw u drink that beer and im like shit the cop yells at me and tells me to pull over and im like oh shit i got open liquor in the back and im like "travis u dont have any weed on you man, do you???" and luckily he didnt have any on him or we really would have been fucked. the cop comes up to me takes my liscense i get out of the car...he lectures me for about 10 minutes, then sends me to the back of his car...another cop car pulls up and im like oh shit im fucked......the cop walks to my car gets my friend out and starts pattin him down and then puts him in the back of the other car. im like oh shit i bet he did have weed on him...oh shit. then the cop comes back to me and asks for permission to search my car, i hesitate because of the open bottles but the cop tells me, i havent arrested u yet so i can only search your car with your permission, but if i arrest u i can search it anyways. so im like whatever search the car....the cop goes over there and searches my car he gets inside of it and looks around and shit and im like oh shit if he finds the liquor im going to jail...he comes back and tells me to get out of the car the other cop brings my friend over to the main cop and im like oh shit hes getting ready to read me my rights....but luckily he tells us that he didnt find anything in the car and since we're both sober and only had 2 beers which we only took a little bit to drink from he was going to let us go with a warning, i was like fuck yes, we get back to my car and im like wtf man he didnt find the liquor and the other beer and travis was like ya i managed to stuff the shit under the seats and the beer bottles between the seats and i guess he didnt notice it. so ya drinking and driving in front of a cop is a bad idea, the cop told me it was the stupidest thing he has ever seen...but i got lucky i almost threw away my entire future.

but my stupid things for this night arent over, i get to palmers house and there like oh shit we heard u got a dui man wtf?? and im like we got off with a warning and got lucky, but for some reason i just felt like drinking, i drink the rest of the jack by myself and there were 4 of us at palmers house and we all killed the morgans, so im already pretty tipsy when we jump into palmers car and head to the party. as soon as i get there i head for the keg and start drinkin more, i play one round of beer pong and was to drunk to be any good after that, go back to the living room where most of the people are and just chill and talk while i keep drinking recklessly. some girls were doing keg stands and my friends like fuck that im gonna do a keg lap, he does it, and by this time im pretty drunk and im like u pussy let me show u how its done...i get the tap and start running around the keg, im so drunk i cant run in a circle and i fall over the keg, and my boy kyles like are u a little drunk there eames u cant even do a keg lap. and this is when i say one of the most embaressing things in my life...what i meant to say right after he said that was "how about u stfu and suck my dick bitch"........but what came out was "how about u stufu and i suck your dick bitch. it seemed like it was just like the movies...right after i said that it seemed the music stopped and everyone just stared at me....and im like shit thats not what i meant to say im drunk...no thats not what i meant to say at all and everyone just laughs and im like fuck it i go into the next room get even more wasted chill, get a girl to take me home and wake up the next morning still drunk.

so ya that had to have been one of the dumbest days in my life....drinking and driving infront of a cop, and telling my friend i want to suck his dick......i dont think it gets any more embaressing/dumb people.[/i]

Fuckin Newb. rolleyes:

[Short Hand]

i just added something,

I looked at my cat, told it to stfu, then i called it a newb... wtf..

[MrLevinstein]

Pyro youre pretty small... How many beers does it take to get ya fucked up prettym goods?