Public Bathrooms - Page 6

Doctor Duffy · 02-14-2005, 05:45 PM

In the rural areas of Thailand, you took shits in holes in the ground. Really, you squatted down, and instead of toilet paper, you took a bowl of water, and splashed it upon your butt. In the richer areas, it would be a regular American toilet seat, with a spray gun to the side...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole, giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.

Eight Ace · 02-14-2005, 05:48 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":c5c23]...really hurt, it hit the target and squirted into my asshole,
giving me the strangest feeling, like I was shitting backwards.[/quote:c5c23]
stop it Duffy, yer gettin me hard...suck this...FUCKEN SUCK IT!!!

Doctor Duffy · 02-14-2005, 05:54 PM

Rofl, thats twice you've said that.

Merlin122 · 02-14-2005, 06:31 PM

poop in the urinals. Its rather commonplace. I even saw bill cosby do it

mr.miyagi · 02-14-2005, 06:40 PM

[img]http://www.transportforall.com/TFAMAG/Spring2003/Pix/toilet%20-%20walthamstow.JPG[/img]

gtboys34 · 02-14-2005, 06:44 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":a5c65]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..[/quote:a5c65] last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first

Yosef Stalin · 02-14-2005, 06:49 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":a5a91][quote="Yosef Stalin":a5a91]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:a5a91]

who are you sir?[/quote:a5a91]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.

lasagna · 02-14-2005, 06:53 PM

[quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf][quote="Duke_of_Ray":b6dbf][quote="Yosef Stalin":b6dbf]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:b6dbf]

who are you sir?[/quote:b6dbf]
well i'm just a /\/00b to these here parts.
I came to these forums as a really bad n00b named Albert Blithe who made the mistake of thinking a moderator posted a picture on these forums of a guy jacking off, I got banned for arguing with him insisting that he indeed posted the picture, but i am back now and will not make another dumbass move like that again because i am more educated on what a forum is. cool: that is who i am, if any of that sounds fimiliar. Sieg Hiel.[/quote:b6dbf]

ok.....

Yosef Stalin · 02-14-2005, 06:56 PM

well he asked. calmdown:

Tripper · 02-14-2005, 07:03 PM

[quote=gtboys34]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH

Blitz":f802c]In my house fuck no, in public bathrooms i hoover above the seat, never sit down..

last time i hovered, i fell in, dingleberries first[/quote:f802c]

You actually fell into a toilet? What are you? A fuckin' baby?

gtboys34 · 02-14-2005, 07:08 PM

well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Tripper · 02-14-2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34

well it was at my first job about 4 yrs ago. I had just finished cleaning the toilets and sweeping the floors and mopping them. So i had on my classic gym shoes getting ready to sit on the toilet and my foot slipped and i fell in. Caught myself a little but i still had some water slashed up on the back of my shirt. Does that still qualify me as a baby?? loney:

Well, yeah, seeing as the seats are made for grown men to sit on....I still don't understand how you got your ass through the hole in the seat....

gtboys34 · 02-14-2005, 07:14 PM

the seats actually could have still been up.

Tripper · 02-14-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34

the seats actually could have still been up.

Yeah, you might wanna mention that when you post about hovering over a toilet....Because you generally do that when you're taking a shit, and you generally take a shit with the seat DOWN....

oOo:

Bleuachdu · 02-14-2005, 07:27 PM

[img]http://fusionanomaly.net/trainspottingtoilet.jpg[/img]