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Default 12-10-2005, 06:33 PM
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Jimmy, what's your Moms address so I can fuck her?


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why, you know Johnj....that might just work!, if you give her a good "seeing-to" you could suggest she lift
Jimmy's computer ban (and possibly upgrade his graphics card) whist she is basking in the afterglow
  
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Default 12-10-2005, 06:47 PM
Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??

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arkan beats his children
  
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arkan beats his (well behaved) children


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i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890
  
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Default 12-10-2005, 10:31 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":96cd9]well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:[/quote:96cd9]yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.
  
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as long as they let me join I will
  
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[quote="Short Hand":34e12]i fucking hate YOU ALLL FUCK CUNT MOTHER FUCKER ehahergrhghrghgrhghegrhhyisdotgerunhbfu7=[4-ydrh- 5[p0hj8tu890[/quote:34e12]
now now....don't say it if you don't mean it.. freak:
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 12:47 AM
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well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.[/quote:be33a]

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well cause im a bum and dont do shit all day but play america's army my mom has been giving me choirs for like since July, and I haven't been doing them and she finally got pissed cause I didn't do the dishes and I didn't cook cause I was at a job interview....... annoy:
yup. you'll survive in the marines alright.
Thats why he plays so much AA, gotta train up.[/quote:1b0fa]lol
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 04:04 AM
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Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
exactly. if i ever get in trouble with my dad he just takes away the modem. doesnt touch the computer.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 04:42 AM
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Jimmy, a few things. I'll need to get in touch with your mom so i can teach her a thing or two for dealing with a lazy ass such as yourself. After i school her on the dealings with lame kids, i'll give her a lesson in the bedroom. She'll love anal afterwards.

As for dealing with you, this is what i'd do AFTER i kicked your ass all over the house and yard.
1. I'd allow you to go on your computer that you paid for at anytime. Have fun without an internet connection though.
2. Your ass would be out getting a job and paying me $$$ to live in my house and to use my utilities
3. You live in my house thereby live by my rules...don't like it? Then leave. Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


Simple enough....ya think ??
... and that's life? loney:
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 06:20 AM
don't fuck with my beloved corps

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