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Default 08-29-2002, 11:16 AM

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yeah i know about the fuking idots that think dogs taste good. their dumbasses.
they have these stores where they breed dogs and then they kill em take out the intestines and cook em
I like dogs, maybe my friend John Browning and I ought to go down there and close down those stores, premanently M16:
  
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Default 08-29-2002, 05:18 PM

there's too many of them. like more than a million and all privatley owned businesses and they got these thugs to protect the stores
  
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Default 08-29-2002, 09:46 PM

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there's too many of them. like more than a million and all privatley owned businesses and they got these thugs to protect the stores
well I guess I'll have plenty of target practice for when Europe becomes Nazi again and I'll have to kick their butt biggrin:
  
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Default 08-29-2002, 10:31 PM

back on topic guys pfc green dosent like me ruining other peoples thread with my junk.

any ways i think girls dont go on internet that much because they think it might give them cancer
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 11:21 AM

I'm ugly, where's my hot chick?

I got the benefit of the doubt though. Some chick I know (decent looking) called me up last night telling me she has comps to a casino/hotel in Atlantic City, and wants me to tag along. Just me and her! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

Time to get some play! woohoo!
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 12:48 PM

I gave it to an ugly chick last night....that's better then nothing isn't it?

Someone please say yes.
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 04:49 PM

girls rule. girl gamers rule more. sorry if that offends those who r here angel:
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 06:55 PM

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girls rule. girl gamers rule more. sorry if that offends those who r here angel:
Im not sure any girls are on these forums anymore.
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 09:28 PM

I'm a girl.
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 10:09 PM

But in ur sig, it says Half Man Half desk.... oOo:
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 10:12 PM

That's just part of the joke.
  
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Default 08-30-2002, 11:16 PM

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That's just part of the joke.
oh my god korvac, that baby clip is one of my favouriteststsstests, well done.
You now have the medal of funniness, now keep it on your sig for life, thats the deal cool:

oh and try out the link in my sig, FULL OF EVIL CATS THAT WANT TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!


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Default 08-30-2002, 11:29 PM

I think girls like guys that can stick to the topic being discussed, or at least that has been a large part of my experience...and I'll now happily give you all the benefit of my lack of it... hehehe.

The best way to appreciate whether you or they are attractive or not (speaking as a plain, verging on ugly guy myself) is to imagine if you or they were blind... What sort of person would matter to you then?

If you were blind, then their looks are irrelevant to you, and certainly how they are is very important, or else you would you would let them go and find someone else.

If they were blind, then they have made the adjustment to that, and look for qualities in you that are apart from how you look.

Personality, confidence, a direction in life, no matter how simple or inferior to hers it may seem, respect, a sense of humour that is practiced to the point of coming naturally, a willingness to talk about things other than yourself, cars, computers and beer, look them in the face and not in the chest when you talk with them (unless they are blind and they're really well stacked!) and you'll look pretty interesting to them.

Don' tar them with the same "stuck up selfish bitch" brush... those are out htere, but you don't need to give them any of your time, reardless of how hot they may look - those looks wear off very quickly if that's there extent of being...
  
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Default 08-31-2002, 12:49 PM

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I think girls like guys that can stick to the topic being discussed, or at least that has been a large part of my experience...and I'll now happily give you all the benefit of my lack of it... hehehe.

The best way to appreciate whether you or they are attractive or not (speaking as a plain, verging on ugly guy myself) is to imagine if you or they were blind... What sort of person would matter to you then?

If you were blind, then their looks are irrelevant to you, and certainly how they are is very important, or else you would you would let them go and find someone else.

If they were blind, then they have made the adjustment to that, and look for qualities in you that are apart from how you look.

Personality, confidence, a direction in life, no matter how simple or inferior to hers it may seem, respect, a sense of humour that is practiced to the point of coming naturally, a willingness to talk about things other than yourself, cars, computers and beer, look them in the face and not in the chest when you talk with them (unless they are blind and they're really well stacked!) and you'll look pretty interesting to them.

Don' tar them with the same "stuck up selfish bitch" brush... those are out htere, but you don't need to give them any of your time, reardless of how hot they may look - those looks wear off very quickly if that's there extent of being...
Good point there hake:
  
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