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Default 06-02-2006, 03:17 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d2513]I'll stick it in your koochums biggrin:


You know, I was just thinking... where's the place they kiss with their noses? Anartica? Cause a thought just went through my mind...DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHICKS I CAN SCORE WITH DOWN THERE? Jesus christ, my nose would be godly.[/quote:d2513]

1.) It's spelt "Antarctica."

2.) They don't kiss with their noses there - There aren't even any native people from antarctica, noone has lived there all their life, so how would they have their own trait like that...

3.) The nose-kissing thing is called a 'Hongi' and it's a Maori greeting from New Zealand.

4.) You wouldn't score with any chicks unless you like tribal elders who are probably the only maori who use it outside of tradition, instead of kissing normally.

5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:19 PM

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5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.
Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!


  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:20 PM

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5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.
Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
I seconded this rofl


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Default 06-02-2006, 03:30 PM

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5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.
Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:34 PM

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5.) Even if it wasn't the case, your nose is so mammoth that a hongi from you could be fatal.

6.) You suck giant dicks.
Fucking ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
I seconded this rofl
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:36 PM

Back to the pics, fags.


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Back to the pics, fags.
Not enough jerking material?
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 03:40 PM

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Just trying to steer the thread back on topic, dingleberry.


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Default 06-02-2006, 08:38 PM

[img]http://www.ktait.net/other/DSC_0121%20copy.jpg[/img]


  
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^Taken for myspace?
  
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why would you say that?


  
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Default 06-02-2006, 08:53 PM

Sorry I said anything...



It's because that's what all the myspace kids do, only they hold it off to the side and whatknot...
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 08:54 PM

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^Taken for myspace?
no, no, no, no. The camera would have to be either [a cell phone camera, or a shitty casio camera you buy at walmart in the plastic packaging in the checkout lane] that is held to the side of the face taking a picture of a shirtless tool.


  
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Default 06-02-2006, 09:00 PM

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^Taken for myspace?
no, no, no, no. The camera would have to be either [a cell phone camera, or a shitty casio camera you buy at walmart in the plastic packaging in the checkout lane] that is held to the side of the face taking a picture of a shirtless tool.
Correct, so basically the mirror part is the common ground.
  
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Default 06-02-2006, 10:26 PM

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