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Default 06-13-2005, 12:10 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":19d8e]ARRGGHHH! I hate the mission where you have to chase down that fag on the motorbike and kill him. I keep running into shit and the moron on the back flies off and over a bridge or something.

Is there a cheat where you can skip or auto win a mission?[/quote:19d8e]

Don't bother trying to shoot him, I spent far too long trying that - It's impossible. You have to chase him to his destination, which isn't too hard after a few trys....Then he hops off his bike and you kill him then.

I'm stuck on two dance, dance, revolution missions at once. Fucking bollocks. They're goddamn impossible.
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 01:48 AM

rofl at the ddr missions. there are plenty of them and theyre annoying as fuck, but after a couple of tries, i beat them everytime.

i got stuck on the train mission, chasing the guy on the motorcycle and zeros missions in san fierro. i hate thos jobs more than all the others.

favorite car is the buffalo by far, sounds like an awesome ride when you toss some taffer out of the drivers seat and step on the gas. i have one in every one of my houses.

the gym is awesome, but i keep my man slim instead of beefed up cause i hate pressing those damn buttons. im sitting on my floor playing the game and it looks like im fapping to video games with the controller in my lap and im flailing my hand around in that area.
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 02:46 AM

lol is it hard to do the ddr missions with keyboard?
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 03:29 AM

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rofl at the ddr missions. there are plenty of them and theyre annoying as fuck, but after a couple of tries, i beat them everytime.

i got stuck on the train mission, chasing the guy on the motorcycle and zeros missions in san fierro. i hate thos jobs more than all the others.

favorite car is the buffalo by far, sounds like an awesome ride when you toss some taffer out of the drivers seat and step on the gas. i have one in every one of my houses.

the gym is awesome, but i keep my man slim instead of beefed up cause i hate pressing those damn buttons. im sitting on my floor playing the game and it looks like im fapping to video games with the controller in my lap and im flailing my hand around in that area.
lmfao @ fapping - I've found that some of the missions I played on PS2, and spent hours trying to pass (I don't own a console - Just rented it when SA came out), I can now do on the first go on PC, because of the mouse/keyboard combo as opposed to the more challenging controlpad....

....I think that's why anyway, but then there are stupid DDR missions to fuck with me. For fucks sake, If I wanted that crap I'd go play parappa the rapper. (Which was pwnage).
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 10:14 AM

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ARRGGHHH! I hate the mission where you have to chase down that fag on the motorbike and kill him. I keep running into shit and the moron on the back flies off and over a bridge or something.

Is there a cheat where you can skip or auto win a mission?
Don't bother trying to shoot him, I spent far too long trying that - It's impossible. You have to chase him to his destination, which isn't too hard after a few trys....Then he hops off his bike and you kill him then.

I'm stuck on two dance, dance, revolution missions at once. Fucking bollocks. They're goddamn impossible.[/quote:897f9]
I tried cheating and blasting him with the rocket launcher. But he's invinsible! Bastards.

I eventually chased him down to the bastketball courts where I murdered him, then molested his corpse.


Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 10:27 AM

[img]http://teamwf.com/uploads/damngirl.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 02:15 PM

when you get to the desert/casino part of the game it goes downhill from there.
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 03:14 PM

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yo gun aint got no hole wtf damngirl
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 03:37 PM

i like how his thumb is a melted pudding pop
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 03:38 PM

Hot pussy behind him.


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Default 06-13-2005, 03:43 PM

I have the same watch facial hair and dogtags as dat homie - Excpet my dude is baldheadz style....STICKY FINGAZ!WKL

I had a ceaser cut for a while...lmfao my dude looked like Grace Jones....
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 04:24 PM

How do you take an SS?
  
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Default 06-13-2005, 04:37 PM

[img]http://victor.365ink.com/uploads/boquet.jpg[/img]

just print screen, i dont think there is a Screenshot key in GTA


  
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Default 06-13-2005, 04:41 PM

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"buy" SnagIt. It is one of my favorite programs of all-time.


  
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Default 06-13-2005, 05:20 PM

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just print screen, i dont think there is a Screenshot key in GTA
LOL. i had no idea you could travel between cities using the airports plzdie:
  
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