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Default 12-11-2005, 06:36 AM

im 19 now, At the moment im living with my sisters in my parents house. Cause my mum is in hospital, but im paying for the house's rent, food which easily costs over £70 a week.

Before when I was living with my parents, I was paying them £50 board and doing my fair share of chores around the house. Get off your lazy backside and get yourself a job. You will find that your parents will lay off your ALOT more, believe me I know. Give them some money for board and they might not ask for as many chores. Besides when you have more money you might not find yourself behind your computer quite as much.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 03:28 PM

[quote="dr nein":911d9]don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army[/quote:911d9]

fuck the army. corps is so much better.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 03:31 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":af2ae][quote="dr nein":af2ae]don't fuck with my beloved corps

join the army[/quote:af2ae]

fuck the army. corps is so much better.[/quote:af2ae]

you're to lazy to join any armed forces. You'll end up getting beaten by soap bars and then shooting your DI and yourself.


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Default 12-11-2005, 04:25 PM

no...its not fully metal jacket
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 04:53 PM

Rules for living at my house:

1) Shut up and do what you are told
2) Don't like it, pheer the belt


Granted, I haven't been hit with the belt in the longest time because I do the stuff I am told to do.

Arkan has the right idea on schooling kids, but wouldn't his wife be mad at him for stretching another woman's asshole?

Jimmy, what's so fucking hard about doing some dishes? Soap goes in, pour water, cleanse, done.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 06:05 PM

just end the missery... find a nice strong rope, go out in your yard and find a tree or something and hang yourself. or better yet just try cutting your throat, that should be interesting


  
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Default 12-11-2005, 06:21 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":97240]no...its not fully metal jacket[/quote:97240]
fully oOo:
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 06:32 PM

I wish this thread was 'pryored'.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 06:47 PM

[img]http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/a/0af6474010d1164669c5bcc29604b0d6.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 08:40 PM

As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 08:56 PM

you're not capable of washing dishes to please your mother just a little but you're willing to join the marines to prove all of us wrong. if you were my kid i would have given you back to the pet store.


  
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Default 12-11-2005, 10:11 PM

James Patterson!!..you cease fingering that latino immediately and go tidy your room...AND I MEAN NOW MR.!!!.. mad:
  
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Default 12-11-2005, 10:14 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":fdaaa]As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.[/quote:fdaaa]

"oh drill sergent my ankle hurts"

"ok go to the barracks and get some rest"

Youre such a pussyfag
  
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Default 12-12-2005, 01:28 AM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":a5b18][quote="Jimmy Paterson":a5b18]As long as my ankle doesn't stop me I will prove you all wrong.[/quote:a5b18]

"oh mujahadeen warrior my ankle hurts"

"ok ok go to freedom as opposed to having your head sliced off,

you big such a pussyfag"[/quote:a5b18]

beer:
  
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Default 12-12-2005, 01:32 AM

lol @ 7 pages


  
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