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Default 08-14-2007, 04:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo9BEHte ... co%2Eza%2F

and bonus

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Default 08-14-2007, 04:46 PM

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Default 08-14-2007, 05:15 PM

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Jesus christ, who are those ponces??

Lets send them to Iraq to cause a riot eh? biggrin:


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Default 08-14-2007, 06:53 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":74221]
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Jesus christ, who are those ponces??

Lets send them to Iraq to cause a riot eh? biggrin:[/quote:74221][img]http://blog.kukac7.hu/images/69.jpg[/img]



  
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Default 08-14-2007, 07:20 PM

They need to burn...........they need to burn in hell............

Also, new Team Fortress 2 Video, yay!!

Its more of a Tech Demo vid
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/48454


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Default 08-14-2007, 09:40 PM

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lololol biggrin:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 08-15-2007, 07:27 PM

let's start a riot



  
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Default 08-15-2007, 08:04 PM

Duct Tape Bandit biggrin:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc4_1187092686


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Default 08-15-2007, 08:19 PM

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Jesus christ, who are those ponces??

Lets send them to Iraq to cause a riot eh? biggrin:[/quote:cf06e]

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Default 08-15-2007, 09:50 PM

Redneck water slide

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.....Hi Nyck !! biggrin:


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Default 08-16-2007, 01:12 AM

^ that actually looks pretty fun


  
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Default 08-16-2007, 07:04 AM

Searching

* @author Mark Slee
*
* @package ubersearch
*/

ini_set('memory_limit', '100M'); // to be
safe we are increasing the memory limit for search

include_once $_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/html
/init.php'; // final
lib include
include_once $_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/lib/s.php';
include_once $_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/lib/browse.php';
include_once $_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/lib/events.php';
include_once $_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/lib/websearch_classifier/websearch_classifier.php';

flag_allow_guest();
$user = search_require_login();

if($_POST) {
$arr = us_flatten_checkboxes($_POST, array('ii'));
$qs = '?';
foreach($arr as $key=>$val) {
$qs .= $key.'='.urlencode($val).'&';
}
$qs = substr($qs, 0, (strlen($qs)-1));
redirect($_SERVER['PHP_SELF'].$qs);
}

// If they performed a classmates search, these values are
// needed to pre-populate dropdowns
param_get_slashed(array('hy'=>$PARAM_STRING,
'hs'=>$PARAM_INT,
'adv'=>$PARAM_EXISTS,
'events'=>$PARAM_EXISTS,
'groups'=>$PARAM_EXISTS,
'classmate'=>$PARAM_EXISTS,
'coworker'=>$PARAM_EXISTS));
$pos = strpos($get_hy, ':');
if($pos !== false) {
$hsid = intval(substr($get_hy, 0, $pos));
$hsyear = intval(substr($get_hy, $pos+1));
} else {
$hsid = intval($get_hs);
$hsyear = null;
}

tpl_set('hs_id', $hsid);
tpl_set('hs_name', get_high_school($hsid));
tpl_set('hs_year', $hsyear);
tpl_set('is_advanced_search', $get_adv);
tpl_set('user', $user);
tpl_set('count_total', 0); // pre-set count_total for the sake of ads
page length

// Events search calendar data
param_get(array('k' => $PARAM_HEX,
'n' => $PARAM_SINT));
if (($get_k == search_module::get_key(SEARCH_MOD_EVENT, SEARCH_TYPE_AS))) {

$EVENTS_CAL_DAYS_AHEAD = 60;
$events_begin = strftime("%Y%m01"); // first of the month
$events_end = strftime("%Y%m%d", strtotime(strftime("%m/01/%Y")) +
(86400 * $EVENTS_CAL_DAYS_AHEAD));
$events_params = array('dy1' => $events_begin,
'dy2' => $events_end);

param_get(array('c1' => $PARAM_INT, 'c2' => $PARAM_INT), 'evt_');
if (isset($evt_c1)) { $events_params['c1'] = $evt_c1; }
if (isset($evt_c2)) { $events_params['c2'] = $evt_c2; }
$results = events_get_calendar($user, $get_n, $events_params);
tpl_set('events_date', $results['events_date']);
}




// Holy shit, is this the cleanest fucking frontend file you've ever seen?!
ubersearch($_GET, $embedded=false, $template=true);

// Render it
render_template($_SERVER['PHP_ROOT'].'/html/s.phpt');

/**
* login function for s.php
*
* @author Philip Fung
*/
function search_require_login() {

//check if user is logged in
$user = require_login(true);

if($user 0 && !is_unregistered($user)) { return $user; }

// this is an unregistered user
param_get(array('k' => $GLOBALS['PARAM_HEX'], // search key
(used by rest of ubersearch code)
));

global $get_k;
$search_key = $get_k;

//Let user see event or group search if criteria are obeyed
if ($search_key
&& (search_module::get_key_type($search_key) ==
SEARCH_MOD_EVENT || search_module::get_key_type($search_key) ==
SEARCH_MOD_GROUP) //event or group search
) {

return $user;

} else {
go_home();
}
}
  
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Default 08-16-2007, 07:04 AM

Buttocks you blow. annoy:




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Default 08-16-2007, 11:45 AM

lol japs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inA-36YRV0Y


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Default 08-16-2007, 11:52 AM

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I wonder how many pairs of trunks flew off, causing mass rubbage of dongs?
  
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