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Captain
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Wherever you're not !!
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10-05-2007, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ninty
extremely extremely drunk
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At least you eat healthy. |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,316
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Joisy?
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10-08-2007, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Arkan
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?
Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.
.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.
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haha, its called a jughandle. i love NJ, just have to know where to go.
and the prank just involved an inside joke with a big penis and bukkake...and leaving it on his windshield for him to find... |
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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10-08-2007, 06:02 AM
Evil Twin Brother and myself on the side of the road.
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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10-08-2007, 10:14 AM
ha thats awesome jj.
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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10-08-2007, 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?
Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me. And no fucking left turns anywhere? btw, i broke SEVERAL V&T laws whilst there. I said "fuck this" and made left turns at random and even did a 180 degree flip around with help from the E-brake and crossed some double yellow lines. Oh, and i gassed it and went about 40 miles over the speed limit all the while with my middle finger in the air cursing your beloved state. I felt much better afterwards.
.........other than that, the pass through NJ was uneventful.
And to stay on topic.....
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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10-08-2007, 01:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkan
Jotun, Give it a shot, explain the prank. Is it trying to blind a chinese guy while he's driving?
Oh, now that i have your ear, i just wanted to say.....i think NJ sucks dog balls. Passed through last week and made the mistake of trying to fill up there. Took 2 gas stations and 15 minutes for some assclown to pump the gas for me.
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wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,316
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Joisy?
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10-08-2007, 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas
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you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal. |
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,230
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there---->
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10-08-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Jotun
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
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yep, usually apu or ahmed is pretty fast though...atleast here in northern jersey. |
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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10-08-2007, 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jotun
you cant pump your own gas in jersey, its illegal.
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fucking lol - thats hilarious |
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
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10-08-2007, 07:06 PM
Jersey...what a shit hole.
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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10-08-2007, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Airborne Butters
Jersey...what a shit hole.
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Captain
Posts: 5,930
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Wherever you're not !!
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10-08-2007, 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
wtf are you a girl, pump your own gas
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Retard
Now you know why i was pissed. Took 2 gas stations and 1 assclown 15 minutes to top off my tank because the gay NJ laws say i'm not capable of doing it myself. And on top of that, once you get off the main road, you can't make a fucking left turn anywhere.
The world is my urinal
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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10-08-2007, 08:58 PM
I take it back...New jersey is gay...lol seriously...fuck the jobs it creates that is retarded
plus I would get ultra pissed having to stand there and wait every time
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,316
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Joisy?
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10-09-2007, 09:48 AM
i dont really mind it. it doesnt take long at all. plus its nice when its cold out and you dont have to get out.
this is what i love about jersey:
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Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 7,860
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: one
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10-09-2007, 10:10 AM
Is that water actually swimmable? Or will you grow a third leg or something if you do
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