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Default 08-01-2006, 06:17 AM

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the one on the right has my pe... nvm im off to bed.. gnight!
The one on the left has my vaginal secretions quite copious right now.
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 09:44 AM

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Default 08-01-2006, 10:26 AM

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean Smith: Smurfette?

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 10:27 AM

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he got a DUI

[url="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/28/gibson.dui/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html[/url]
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 10:28 AM

you have been targeted for termination

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Default 08-01-2006, 11:47 AM

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Default 08-01-2006, 11:48 AM

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Default 08-01-2006, 03:52 PM

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he should have gotten out of it with some of his famous eye acting, a eye bulging here,
an insanely hurt eye rolling there rolleyes: ...anyway at least everyone knows what the jerk really thinks
...in vino veritas.
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 05:13 PM

[quote=harpua][quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d048][img]http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/117/0731062melmug1ay8.jpg[/img][/quote]

he got a DUI

[url="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/28/gibson.dui/index.html"]http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html[/url][/quote:2d048]BURNING JEWS
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 05:25 PM

http://www.heebmagazine.com/

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Default 08-01-2006, 05:39 PM

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Default 08-01-2006, 05:49 PM

I would like to here the rubuttal for the arguement "All the wars are started by the Jews"

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