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Default 11-17-2006, 05:43 PM
Less talk, more twat plz. oOo:
  
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Default 11-17-2006, 09:54 PM
im going out with kelly tonight. I will let you know if i penetrated her

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Default 11-17-2006, 11:04 PM
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Default 11-17-2006, 11:32 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":fe1a6][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":fe1a6]Good point, I'm hoping none of those girls above post on GF1 ed:[/quote:fe1a6]
ahahaha. long story about that man...


anyways

[img]http://myspace-466.vo.llnwd.net/01109/66/45/1109495466_l.jpg[/img]
shes real nice and i like her.[/quote:fe1a6]

Now THAT is a natural beauty. Well done...
  
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Default 11-17-2006, 11:38 PM
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BITCHES GET BACK ONTOPIC, not about whiney fucking emotions, about BIRDS and SHAGGING.


Now for me they are not girls i would cheat on my girlfriend with ( angel: ), but local girls i could shag within a second of ringing them on the phone as they worship my penis tool

[img]http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3898/090909091lo2.jpg[/img][img]http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6219/090909092jh0.jpg[/img]
Are you gay or something? Fucking hit that shit!

EDIT: nevermind, I didn't read the girlfriend part...
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 12:33 AM
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I love tasting different vaginas, you might call me a vagina conisour. mmmm yummy.

ok I'm done
i'm with ya brotha, i wish i would've had the chance to taste oriental, but now it's too late hake:
How much pussy could you have eaten when you've been with the same girl for 3 years and you're barely out of your teens?
lost my virginity when i was 14. Started to go out with my girl when i was 17. 3 years is alot of time to get pussy. But that's just my little latino inside me speaking. Let's get back ontopic, btw simo good luck! beer:
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 12:35 AM
Jesus fucking christ, 14?? How big was your dick!?
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 12:41 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":a8365]Jesus fucking christ, 14?? How big was your dick!?[/quote:a8365]

why would you want to know? ghey. eek: stupid:
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 01:04 AM
I lost my virginity @ 14 as well. oOo: It's not a big deal.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 01:14 AM
Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 09:29 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":9271c]Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)[/quote:9271c]
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sure
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 09:43 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":43010]Lmao... woah. Thats not even high school yet. Fuck. I dont plan to lose mine for another year, atleast not till I hit 17. (Cut it out w/ the fucking jokes you skinny fucks, women adore me)[/quote:43010]µ


hah, you suck, i lost my virginity when i was 15

it's never too early to lose it rock:

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Default 11-18-2006, 10:36 AM
I knew a kid who lost his @ 11. oOo:
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 10:49 AM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":f14d9]I knew a kid who lost his @ 11. oOo:[/quote:f14d9]
now thats sick oOo:

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Default 11-18-2006, 10:50 AM
that'd kind of fucked up. I was outside playing jailbreak with the kids on my block while some of you are fucking little Suzie around the corner. annoy: oOo:
  
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