1) Dull his razors

Top 10 ways to skin a cat.

10.) Tie the cat to emo boy's arm. biggrin:

lmao
9.) Air plane engine

8) Very slowly with a potatoe peeler

7) sex with a grown man

6) Run it over, then you don't have to skin it

5) Backyard wrestling weed wacker incident (irc vid)

4) Do it the Chinese way and take the still living feline BEAST and throw him in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then take it out still living mind you and dump it in a pot full of freezing cold water and the skin will just fall off.

(I'm not kidding either.)

3) Duct tape a razor blade to your penis and fuck it

2. Drop him off at your local chinese food place, yell "Banzai" and watch the magic unfold before your very eyes !

Banzai is Japanese....

1) You would remember that there is only one way to skin a cat, and thus you would ignore all the other 9 ways to do so.

Top Ten New Items to be added to the Forum Store

10_ Fleshlights

9) goatse t-shirts

8)a t-shirt with neds pic

7) Pandora Bypass

6) GF1's Official Bong

5) AA.com format, with a Bazooka Joe mod

5) A chance to shoot anyone you dislike on the forum

lmao

5.) nude pics of comoatse's sister.

2) The Antidote

1.) An option to block all of duffy's responses.

Top 10 newly invented sports.

10) Rolf - a form of Golf

9) Anal Roulette

8) Trashketball

The game where instead of hoops, you have trashcans. Your ball is a crumpled up piece of paper. 3-on-3 style. You could get behind the goal as well, similar to Hockey. Theres tackles, laterals, alley oops, dunks, and blocking. First to 21 wins.

7.) Erection Fencing

6) Nun Hunting

5.) Smash It

(you go into a department store's glass section and smash everything as quickly as possible)

4) Distance Ejaculation

Person who shoots his load furthest wins.

3) Fuck

Yeah just fuck anyone and you win.

2) Jinnnnnnnn

You need to fuck as many hetero, scottish men in the shortest amount of time.

1) WNBA

A female basketball association biggrin: happy:

TOP TEN Threads of AA/GF1 history

10) Photochop a picture of Ned.

9) GF1.com's Photo Album

8) stick it in your butt, oh billy! ok because I love you.

7) man boobs

6.) Bandalore mod

5) Old Reliable bitching about his fish: http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/view ... p?p=234970

ED Vs AAN

3.) AA.com vs. The Modding Theatre