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Default Top Ten - 08-12-2005, 03:35 PM

I'm sick of all the same old threads so lets throw this out here. 1 person starts a 10 ten list then people respond, once the list hits ten the person starts a new one. Sound simple? I'll start off the first one:

Things seen and over heard at the New Jersey Institute of Technology:

10) While agitating a test tube, you must do your best Slash air guitar solo
9) A ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN tattoo on the calf is deemed Appropriate.
8) The Dean is Kip Winger
7) "Oh shit, this test tube smells like nutsack"
6) "I just spilled that chemical on my puma hi-top"
5) People in lab coats with mullets
4) Doesn't instill a lot of confidence in the scientific method if the technician is wearing a RATT 3/4 sleeve shirt


Get it? So post the next 3 or 1 at a time...

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Default 08-12-2005, 03:38 PM

3)The Eye Wash Station is filled with Wild Turkey


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Default 08-12-2005, 03:39 PM

2.) the symbol of a deer crossing is their school mascot.


  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:41 PM

1) Your Forensic Anthropology professor is Pauly Walnuts.

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Default 08-12-2005, 03:44 PM

Top Ten Excuses for Browsing GF1 at Work

10) "I was looking for dude fucking tips."


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Default 08-12-2005, 03:47 PM

9) I need Carpal Tunnel to get my disability check.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:49 PM

8) I want to be the first to hear about Duffy's first boner.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:52 PM

7) "WHAT?? You mean this ISN'T my church choir's homepage?"


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Default 08-12-2005, 03:53 PM

6. Have a running bet to see when the PhP error occurs.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:54 PM

5) Its part of your employer's sexual harrasment policty to view daily.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:56 PM

4) Because 'ebaumsworld' is too hard to spell.


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Default 08-12-2005, 03:56 PM

3) "I could have swore this was the companys FTP..."
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 03:59 PM

2) because porn and gf1 go hand in hand
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 04:07 PM

1) waiting to see duffy get banned


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Default 08-12-2005, 04:08 PM

9) He's drunk all the time (blood = wine)
  
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