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...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"
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jika jika slim shady. heres another pick up line "do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long |
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and this is a problem?
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Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:
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i thought up this one last night at the gymnasium.
my sister: can you dribble between your legs? my sister's hot friend: no not really me: i'd like to do a little ball handling between your legs evil: |
You better have been talking about your sisters friend.
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[quote="Eight Ace":c0d9e]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:c0d9e]
I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!! |
i actually used that UPS one the other day lol! she wasnt happy
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One I read in my college newspaper. . .
Did you buy those pants on another planet? Because your ass is out of this world. biggrin: I laughed like hell at that one. |
How about pizza and a fuck? Whats the matter? Dont like pizza?
236 bones in the human body, how would you like one more? I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long! If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples? Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I? It isn't just gonna suck itself. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? |
Kiss me baby! I don't have cooties!
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I guess my favourite one is "Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?" biggrin:
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[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4ad1a][quote="Eight Ace":4ad1a]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:4ad1a]
I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!![/quote:4ad1a] ...you win a Pearl Necklace!...a winner is you... oOo: |
haha I just looked back at all thes. there fuckin jokes!
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