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Rocket 01-23-2003 02:08 PM

...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"

Bucknub 01-23-2003 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rocket
...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"


jika jika slim shady.

heres another pick up line "do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long

Pfc.Green 01-23-2003 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket
...and how about one that would actually work, like "Hi, my name is _____"


jika jika slim shady.

heres another pick up line "do you work at subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long

The sad thing is that Buckweed actually uses these.

Bucknub 01-23-2003 08:47 PM

and this is a problem?

Eight Ace 01-23-2003 09:03 PM

Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:

JowShmoe 01-23-2003 09:27 PM

i thought up this one last night at the gymnasium.

my sister: can you dribble between your legs?

my sister's hot friend: no not really

me: i'd like to do a little ball handling between your legs evil:

Unknown_Sniper 01-23-2003 09:57 PM

You better have been talking about your sisters friend.

Bazooka_Joe 01-23-2003 10:33 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c0d9e]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:c0d9e]

I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!!

Milla 01-23-2003 10:40 PM

i actually used that UPS one the other day lol! she wasnt happy

Jedi Marksman 01-23-2003 10:58 PM

One I read in my college newspaper. . .


Did you buy those pants on another planet? Because your ass is out of this world.
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I laughed like hell at that one.

Slain 01-24-2003 01:08 AM

How about pizza and a fuck? Whats the matter? Dont like pizza?

236 bones in the human body, how would you like one more?

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

It isn't just gonna suck itself.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Von Paulus 01-24-2003 03:07 AM

Kiss me baby! I don't have cooties!

oOo:

01-24-2003 03:14 AM

I guess my favourite one is "Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?" biggrin:

Eight Ace 01-24-2003 05:08 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4ad1a][quote="Eight Ace":4ad1a]Hi!...wanna play Pearl Harbour?...I'll lay down and you blow the crap outta me! eek:[/quote:4ad1a]

I posted that, it's play army, not pearl harbor!![/quote:4ad1a]

...you win a Pearl Necklace!...a winner is you... oOo:

Bucknub 02-12-2003 11:01 PM

haha I just looked back at all thes. there fuckin jokes!


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