[Bucknub]

any of you got some funny pick up lines?

I have a couple

"hey baby, nice legs, what time do they open"
or
"my love for you is like diarrea, I just cant hold it in.."

[-=[BAD]=-Thorshammer]

Do you have tea or coffee with your breakfast.

[Innoxx]

Nice shirt, wanna fuck?

[Magnum]

I prefer "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?", especially on that Josie Maran pic.

[geRV]

Wanna play hide the weiner. eek:

[Akuma]

"I like to rape women in my basement... then kill them and wear their pretty skin until it starts to rot."

Works like a charm evil:

[Captain Bunny]

Hi, my names chris, i have a large dick.

I dont have any coffee but are you coming home with me or not?

Nice dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

[Totenkopf]

Originally Posted by Innoxx

Nice shirt, wanna ----?

Hmmmm too long, how about, "Wanna ----?" evil:

[descry]

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Bond. James Bond.

Do you know how to use a whip?

Say, did we go to different schools together?

[Bucknub]

[quote:1f293]Hi, my names chris, i have a large dick[/quote:1f293]

yup

[MajorWoody]

I KNOW you got some pussy on you. Can i have some?

[Bazooka_Joe]

I would never use any of these, but I just think they're funny.

"I know milk does a body good, but baby, you must of ate the whole damn cow!"

"Is that a keg in the back of your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass!"

"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the fuck outta me"

"Wanna do some math? I'll add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and you can watch me multiply."

"You're on my todo list"

[Simo Häyhä]

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning..
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.



i think some of theese you guys have said oOo:


biggrin: biggrin:

[Bucknub]

ROFL! those are great

[redhawk_six]

Haha
Those are great biggrin:
You guys do realize though, that the only thing half those lines will get you is either a slap in the face or a drink in the face biggrin: