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Maplegyver 04-28-2003 07:46 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":343de]MAD magazine. Always MAD.[/quote:343de]
same i read old issuies oOo: biggrin:

Milla 04-28-2003 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!

I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go

04-28-2003 08:18 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":9aeb3]
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!

I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go[/quote:9aeb3]

ditto

04-28-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.

w00t

3/3 Marine 04-28-2003 08:46 AM

I was actually just recently thinking of putting a cat5 jack in my shitter so I could post to you all from the shitter. That would be awesome. You could also look at porn on the web from the shitter. HAHAHA

wintersforge 04-28-2003 09:21 AM

Im a speed shitter. I get in do the deed and am gone...Wonder if there is a world record for most "ghost" shits in a lifetime.

Bazooka_Joe 04-28-2003 09:24 AM

Other - I got the book "1001 Toilet-humor Jokes", seriously. The book is a gas. .. get it, gas? biggrin:

Drew 04-28-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Maxim. That's good crappin' readin'.

No doubt. Hot women and their writers are funny as hell.

Did you catch the "Maxim Takes Quebec" article, Zoner? Not sure if Canadian Maxim is different from the American version. Anyway, it was funny.

"According to recently declassified intelligence briefings, and taking into consideration recent military cutbacks, Quebec could be taken by the New Hampshire National Guard."

Zoner 04-28-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
Im a speed shitter. I get in do the deed and am gone...Wonder if there is a world record for most "ghost" shits in a lifetime.

You're a lucky, lucky bastard.

Swill 04-28-2003 12:46 PM

hell ya
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
Thrasher or my SI Swimsuit Issues

OF course SI swimsuit addition....
after i`m done crapping i might poung my meat biggrin: biggrin:


Aka_Eshelmen

Swill 04-28-2003 12:48 PM

sorry
 
that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up

Simo Häyhä 04-28-2003 01:10 PM

i dont read anything. im not on the shitter long enough oOo:

Innoxx 04-28-2003 01:20 PM

Re: sorry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill1496
that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up

Suuuuuuuuure....

Swill 04-28-2003 01:44 PM

./....
 
hehehehehhee



Aka_Eshelmen

Old Reliable 04-28-2003 02:52 PM

there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it...anyways i just pinch a loaf out, sometimes read national geographic


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