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View Poll Results: ....and you read?
The Newspaper 0 0%
Magazines 13 44.83%
Novels 3 10.34%
Other literature 7 24.14%
Nothing, I've been constipated for months. 6 20.69%
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So, what do you guys read while on the crapper?
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Default So, what do you guys read while on the crapper? - 04-28-2003, 01:05 AM

For me..... Military Small Arms of The 20th Century 5th Edition.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:06 AM

Thrasher or my SI Swimsuit Issues
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:15 AM

I cant read, i'm too busy trying to get it out
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:20 AM

If you feel like logging, use plastic toilet paper
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:24 AM

How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:26 AM

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How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.
Yeah, but my toilet seat is padded so I tend to stay longer than I have to.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:38 AM

LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:38 AM

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LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!
Agreed.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 01:48 AM

maximumPC and FHM

the only magazines i read, i use to read Maxim but i find FHM to be better
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 02:02 AM

if jay Leno came out with a book of all the headlines he has had on the show, i would read that everytime. I mean, how could you miss headlines like this?
[img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2427/H_2427_13.jpg[/img]
Feel the irony?
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 02:51 AM

Nothing... 5 minutes im in, washed up and out. Better places to spend my life... So im told.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 04:23 AM

Very valid topic Innoxx, even if the tortoises head is sticking out,
I'm still disappointed if there's not some form of literature at hand.

ps: SoLiDUS, suggest carrying packet of Wet-Ones.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 04:35 AM

LOL

Duly noted, Eight Ace!
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 04:52 AM

MAD magazine. Always MAD.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 06:07 AM

Maxim. That's good crappin' readin'.


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