Funny Ralph Wiggum quotes.

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

Homer Simpson's Brain: "Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!"

Homer: "Revenge"

Homer's brain: "That's it I'm out of here!"

Footsteps. Door slam.

"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there"

"Dieing Tickles"

"Sleeping! That's when I'm a viking!"

"I sleep in a drawer!"

"It tastes like burning!"

any thing ralph wiggem says from the simpsons

"It said I was gay" in the episode with the grandpa's love machine

"Boring!" from homer simpson

"Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!" from homer simpson

"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" when he sings with the flinstones music

"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming." from homer simpson

"Springfield Vocals band? They suck!"-Homer Simpson

oops

"Did you ever see that blue-man group? Allll a rip-off of the smurfs...and the smurfs...THEY SUCK!" *Passes out drunk*-Homer while drunk

Wasn't it Starlight Vocal band?

It IS Starlight Vocal Band, thus proving that Sclass doesnt even know why that quote is funny. hake:

a funny quote from sienfeld

"Kramer, how about we knock down these walls and make mine and your apartment 1 apartment"

"Jerry... these are load-bearing walls they arn't gonna budge"

Seinfeld

when Kramer has a smoking loung in his appartment and his face is all messed

and Jerry points out that it looks like catchers mit

and kramer says

"loo... look away... I'm hideous" LMAO!

when the show ended they had bloopers and what not.. and they showed that sceme over and over cuz they couldnt stop laughing... hell.. either could I

Homer Simpson: Don't you hate pants?!

HAHAHHAHAHAH the sketch i remember so well.

remember the one with george forman?? lmao

Bart: cool dad...you killed the Zombie Flanders!
Homer:....he was a Zombie?...

or whenever Homer says ...myeah...but whatayagonna do..?.... oOo: