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Zoner 02-18-2004 07:49 AM

eek:

Yeah, 'cause teenaged computer gamers are infamous for their wild, acrobatic antics in the bedroom.

Mikooou 02-18-2004 07:52 AM

hahaha never thought about it that way, still some of you might have some good advice

Zoner 02-18-2004 07:55 AM

Good 'nuff for me.

Just treat her nice, do thoughtful things, and tell her she smells nice. That'll work way better in the long run than just randomly jamming yer hands up the front of her Wonderbra (unless that's what she asks you to do...then jump all over that).

The rest will fall into place.

Wilko 02-18-2004 07:55 AM

"My First Sexual experience was actually quite scary. It was dark, and I was alone" - Billy Connolly

Zap. USMC 02-18-2004 07:57 AM

Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!


oOo:

Mikooou 02-18-2004 07:57 AM

shes never minded me going up her shirt, down the pants is a dif storie im like 2 for 14, thats bad, and no matter what , when were cuddling her hand always finds her way down my pants, does that mean anything

Mikooou 02-18-2004 07:59 AM

i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet

geRV 02-18-2004 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet

The ears always a winner eek:

Wilko 02-18-2004 08:01 AM

[quote:213bf]im like 2 for 14[/quote:213bf]
After how many Overs? biggrin:

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:04 AM

what are overs?

geRV 02-18-2004 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikooou
what are overs?

Cricket term

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:05 AM

care to explain, neone else have advice

Miscguy 02-18-2004 08:16 AM

The way i look at it is...




YOUR FUCKING 15. Put the bitch you'll dump anyway to the side and grab your god damn math book. Trust me, you'll probably use long divsion more than your wang if you asking this kinda thing here. Anyone who has graduated high school can tell you how many times you'll use long division... 0.

That and its a scientific fact that no woman is horny all of the time, let alone 10% of the time. If you get 2.395% of the time you're in like Flin. And even Flin dont get to much play. Find a nympho, (sp) and even there only horny maybe 15% of the time. Bacially the ratio of horny to non horny is not in your favor. If her engine aint running while making out and going round the bases a ways, then you're shit out of luck, its not one of those rare 2.395 times.

Quick advise though... Dont go down her pants, unbutton them, and down the zipper. See what she says to that. Doing so while on your knees, gives a pretty good idea of your intentions, she should have to big a complaint about that.

Nyck 02-18-2004 08:24 AM

1. I cant believe how patient zoner is being..lol
2. HOLY SHIT..LOL!
3. stupid:
4. Your 15 you dont need to be fucking shit...you want off make a donut hole with your dominant hand, stick your pen0r in it, slide hand up and down, repeat untill desired ejaculation occurs.
5. WEAR A GOD DAMN CONDOM
6. [img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/mars4.jpg[/img]

Wilko 02-18-2004 08:24 AM

Watch a porno, and copy what they do. I mean, they get laid all the time, right? biggrin:

hehehehehehehehehehe


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