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02-18-2004, 07:03 AM
im 15 i have a 15 y/o gf , shes horny sometimes, what i wana know is little hints and tips to make her horny all the time, like where can i rub her ,wat can i say, little things like that, any help will be appreciated, thanx
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02-18-2004, 07:11 AM
[img]http://198.62.75.1/www1/apparitions/http:/jesus.gif[/img] FUCKING [img]http://touritaly.org/tours/montecassino/museum-christ.jpg[/img]
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02-18-2004, 07:15 AM
but dude, she wont fuck me unless shes horny, anything else??
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02-18-2004, 07:18 AM
Nibble lightly on her ear, It'll drive her crazy biggrin:
Failing that, go for the Chloroform
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02-18-2004, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by guarnere
[img]http://198.62.75.1/www1/apparitions/http:/jesus.gif[/img]
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If Jesus didn't have a beard, he'd look like a chick |
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02-18-2004, 07:24 AM
thanx, nething else
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02-18-2004, 07:27 AM
Show her $10,000.00
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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02-18-2004, 07:29 AM
Step 1: Get off the Internet for a while. rolleyes:
Step 2: Tell her how pretty she is today (even more pretty than usual)
Step 3: Start rubbing her shoulders
...10 seconds later...
Step 7: Smoke a cigarette, roll over and go to sleep.
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02-18-2004, 07:31 AM
Zoner makes a fine point. Massages work well biggrin:
and go gently, for God's sake. Going like a bull at a gate will not go as well.
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02-18-2004, 07:33 AM
well im in school now so internet is pretty much all i can do, and can u give me steps 4-6 that would be nice, thanx
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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 07:41 AM
What the fucks this? Alliedassault.com for sexually frustrated little hornballs?
Im awaiting somone asking for masturbation instructions, durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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02-18-2004, 07:42 AM
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW
Coffee = snarfed.
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Senior Member
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02-18-2004, 07:43 AM
do you recomend a better site?
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02-18-2004, 07:45 AM
http://www.general-gamers.net
There'a a Romance and Sexual Advice section. Dr. Innoxx residing.
EDIT: Hrm...there WAS a Romance and Sexual Advice section. I guess it got turfed.
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02-18-2004, 07:47 AM
thanx, but i like advice from other MoHAA players, any other advice
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