[quote="Recycled Spooge":99d17]Are joo teh ghez0r?[/quote:99d17]
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:99d17]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":35f55]Spooge, RAM your unit in her ass... trust me, you won't regret it![/quote:35f55] until he gets one of those evil STD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! hake:

Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.

sleeping:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4dd75]Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.[/quote:4dd75]

LOL

[quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:502a7]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:502a7]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there

Re: Wacky problem with a GIRL(oh yes, I said it)
 

[quote="Recycled Spooge":29f8b] I am enjoying having this person follow me around though and admire and warship me and be obsessed with me.[/quote:29f8b]

Sounds like you enjoy the ego boost. If your not into her then just keep things as is.......

Poop on her face, and then rub it in with your shaft.

Fortunately not everyones as desperate as you are. rolleyes:

Run couter intelligence manevuers agaisnt her. Doubling back, changing routes, losing her in traffic. You know, generally fuck with her mind. Then, if the opportunity arises fuck her if she's "approptiate".

Or you can fuck all that highschool bullshit and just fuck herl, then toss her.

give her the "amen" shocker...2 in the pink... 8 in the stink.

Knowing what I know now that I am older you should have sex with her or at least get some head.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b57c4][quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:b57c4]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:b57c4]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:b57c4]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..

Take her into church and then flaunt your privy parts at her before the altar.