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Default Wacky problem with a GIRL(oh yes, I said it) - 02-27-2004, 02:55 PM

Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance; anyway, there is this girl in my school that is totally obsessed with me. She has never talked to me, and all she does is follow me around. She also somehow knows my address. I found this out sinceone of my friend's gfs happens to know this kid that happened to know both my irst and last name and where I lived. He knows this since this girl told him about me, and he told me that she follows me around classes. Anyway, the guy told me who it is, and now I have seen her in school and she does follow me around. So yeah, should I kill her? You know, she is kind of hot, but she is not my type at all. I'm not down with mall goth sophmore girls going through puberty. I am enjoying having this person follow me around though and admire and warship me and be obsessed with me.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 02:56 PM

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Default 02-27-2004, 02:57 PM

LOL


fuck her, THEN kill her.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:02 PM

Do whatever man.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:05 PM

Holy shit. Her name isnt Molly, is it? Oh god.

I didnt go to highschool, but I played on the soccer team. One time we bussed to a game with the girls volleyball team. Most of the time everyone just sorta ignored me, but this one girl sat right next to me pushed against me the whole time. I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there (it was dark out). I told her to leave me the hell alone later, but it was... interesting while it lasted. I've never had some girl come on so hard like that. She was probably a prostitute or something.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:06 PM

Sounds like a good lay.


  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:13 PM

just fuck her man.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:15 PM

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Holy shit. Her name isnt Molly, is it? Oh god.

I didnt go to highschool, but I played on the soccer team. One time we bussed to a game with the girls volleyball team. Most of the time everyone just sorta ignored me, but this one girl sat right next to me pushed against me the whole time. I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there (it was dark out). I told her to leave me the hell alone later, but it was... interesting while it lasted. I've never had some girl come on so hard like that. She was probably a prostitute or something.
Well, things like that have happened a lot of times to me, but this is like an obsession that has been going on for months... errr... hmm...
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:16 PM

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just fuck her man.
"Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance"
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:28 PM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":3f843]
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just fuck her man.
"Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance"[/quote:3f843]
still, just fuck her. you need/want the pussy. just have it man. you can't resist.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:30 PM

talk to her.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:40 PM

yea. tell her how you feel.


  
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Default 02-27-2004, 03:45 PM

[quote:3ec53]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there [/quote:3ec53]

Are joo teh ghez0r?
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 04:00 PM

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[quote:691b0]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?[/quote:691b0]
Probably, who knows about kids these days.
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 04:06 PM

Spooge, RAM your unit in her ass... trust me, you won't regret it!
  
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