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Akuma 03-22-2004 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Pachabel
Just smack the ringleader in the face with a fire extinguisher. That'll straighten him right-the-fuck out.

Then he'll just come in the next day and shoot up the school.

Pachabel 03-22-2004 12:12 AM

Not if you put him in a coma first.

Akuma 03-22-2004 12:14 AM

Then the followers would 'avenge' him.

You have to take them all out.

Pvt Flagg 03-22-2004 12:20 AM

ummm ..ok some fruit went nutbars and loped off his mothers head ...and you are the only one in the nation to get aney info on this .......

yeah...and this isent flagg...this is the pope..i sent elvis's dog and jimmy hendrix dressed as a huge pink bunny to beat the vampire to death with a steel dildo.....


oOo:

Pachabel 03-22-2004 12:21 AM

Not a problem. Just get a few other guys with shovels, then find out where they hang out and clean house. Motherfuckers. I mean, vampires aren't real.... and neither are fairies. What I'm trying to stay is only insane people dress up like imaginary things. That, or disillusioned middles-class caucasian teenagers. If that's the case, a solid garden spade to the mug will cure them right out.

Another benefit to smoking the ringleader's face in -- is as you illistrated before; his second coming with all the weapons he borrowed from his crazy vietnam-vet uncle. I'm sure whatever school Snipey goes to can use a good ol' genetic purging VIA automatic weapons.

Akuma 03-22-2004 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pachabel
Not a problem. Just get a few other guys with shovels, then find out where they hang out and clean house. Motherfuckers. I mean, vampires aren't real.... and neither are fairies. What I'm trying to stay is only insane people dress up like imaginary things. That, or disillusioned middles-class caucasian teenagers. If that's the case, a solid garden spade to the mug will cure them right out.

Another benefit to smoking the ringleader's face in -- is as you illistrated before; his second coming with all the weapons he borrowed from his crazy vietnam-vet uncle. I'm sure whatever school Snipey goes to can use a good ol' genetic purging VIA automatic weapons.

This is why I love you, Innoxx. biggrin:
Your intelligent satire is a much need element of this place.

Pachabel 03-22-2004 12:34 AM

rock:

Infection_Smith@ 03-22-2004 12:40 AM

Re: Fu**ed up SH!T
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:

Vampites dont exist. Whatever made you think that?

Pachabel 03-22-2004 12:42 AM

Well, he's a Christian. They'll believe anything you spoon feed them.

Sergeant_Scrotum 03-22-2004 08:09 AM

*sigh* typical americans "yee-haw! go get your self a gun son so you can defand your property!"

Bean 2 03-22-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pachabel
Well, he's a Christian. They'll believe anything you spoon feed them.

hahahahaha. I like that.

Rott3n 03-22-2004 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Noctis
Get some silver bullets and pwn that bitch. I'm uploading an aimbot to my FTP for you right now. I'll PM you with the FTP info.

P.S. - D&D is not real.

rofl good one!

Maplegyver 03-22-2004 09:01 AM

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bukdez 03-22-2004 10:45 AM

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":c3e2e] the Catholic club (which Im in)[/quote:c3e2e]

seriously...

Jotun 03-22-2004 10:58 AM

what happened to the old snipeymagoo? lately all i've been hearing from you is pure bullshit


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