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Default Fu**ed up SH!T - 03-21-2004, 11:22 PM

Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:23 PM

Uhhh huhhh. eek:
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:23 PM

hopefully youve pissed him off and hell be at your house next. biggrin: eek:
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:26 PM

I think it's time you refer to the 2nd admendment, son.
  
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Default Re: Fu**ed up SH!T - 03-21-2004, 11:26 PM

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Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:
You packing heat?

P.S.-were do you live?
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:37 PM

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Default 03-21-2004, 11:37 PM

Get some silver bullets and pwn that bitch. I'm uploading an aimbot to my FTP for you right now. I'll PM you with the FTP info.

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Default 03-21-2004, 11:38 PM

If this is indeed real, there would be new stories about it.


  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:46 PM

i live in bum fuck salem missouri...our news papers dont come out but on tues. and thurs. and i'm not bsing about that...when the article comes out i will scan it and proove to you that town is that fucked up
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:48 PM

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i live in bum fuck salem missouri...our news papers dont come out but on tues. and thurs. and i'm not bsing about that...when the article comes out i will scan it and proove to you that town is that fucked up
Seems god has failed you.


  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:49 PM

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Default 03-21-2004, 11:56 PM

If this is for real, email fox news, cnn, msnbc, or some other news source and tell them the story.
  
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Default 03-21-2004, 11:57 PM

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If this is for real, email fox news, cnn, msnbc, or some other news source and tell them the story.
  
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Default 03-22-2004, 12:06 AM

Theres a Vampire club at my school....we normal ppl are trying to get rid of it because they go around after school in tights and black capes then talk about how to eat an animal, the only reason they still have the club is because the vice principle thinks its a good cooking experiance. Im waiting for them to do something like this.
And the sad thing about this is that their club is allowed to put up all these displays yet the Catholic club (which Im in) isnt even allowed to put up more then 4 items and a little typed up thing, these "Vampires" are going around with 2 display cases and all these things with blood and books on how to be a vampire and wierd shit like that, they even had a dead rabbit that they ate on display until they were forced to take it down.
  
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Default 03-22-2004, 12:09 AM

Just smack the ringleader in the face with a fire extinguisher. That'll straighten him right-the-fuck out.
  
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