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heh heh...there ya go
"The Businessman's Special" |
"businessman special please, and dont skimp on the special sauce"
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ask her for a "happy ending"
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No pussy?
That story made my penis cry. cry: |
Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well, when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you! To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the best fuck she'd ever paid for. |
[quote="Eight Ace":480f5]Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well, when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you! To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the best fuck she'd ever paid for.[/quote:480f5] Quote:
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my penis cries blood and fire eek:
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the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:
those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good |
Let me get this straight, you paid for a two hour massage, lay there with a
stiffy and still had to jerk yourself off after she went...have I got that right? |
i could write a wonderful story about all this
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[quote="con Brio":c7161]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:
those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:c7161] I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard. |
[quote="The Frenchman":05415][quote="con Brio":05415]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:
those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:05415] I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:05415] AHAHAHAHAHA |
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AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:9bf33] \ whit chaaaaa !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
dude if u were in the phillipines Im pretty sure u could of hit that lol just offer her a little more or ask her if there was anything u could do for her beer:
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