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Default fun with the massage woman - 08-10-2004, 06:39 AM

I recently had a friend recommend i try a home massage, where I call for the service and can get a private 1 hour massage at home on the bed. So I tried it, and wow was it ever great. The young lady I had was very good with her hands, and also good looking too. So... the following day, i called for her again, and got a 2 hour massage that time, but i asked her to come at 9 pm (before she came at noon).

My second massage with her was great. For 2 hours she worked every muscle in my body. And that time, i decided to let her massage me buck naked. last time i had my underwear on. This time, there was only the towel draped on me. At first i had my shorts on, then i asked her if she would like me to take it off. She said yes, and she had this smile on as she saw me naked.

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 06:42 AM

shouldnt that have started off with "dear penthouse"?
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 07:14 AM

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Default 08-10-2004, 07:38 AM

set up a video camera and tap this shit or get a pic of the girl.
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 07:57 AM

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"Things like this don't usually happen to guys like me, but..."

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Default 08-10-2004, 09:27 AM

[quote="Bean 2":7b4c3]set up a video camera and tap this shit or get a pic of the girl.[/quote:7b4c3]
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 09:29 AM

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Default 08-10-2004, 10:27 AM

smack her with your cock, then rape her
  
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Default Re: fun with the massage woman - 08-10-2004, 10:49 AM

[quote="con Brio":eec1e]I recently had a friend recommend i try a home massage, where I call for the service and can get a private 1 hour massage at home on the bed. So I tried it, and wow was it ever great. The young lady I had was very good with her hands, and also good looking too. So... the following day, i called for her again, and got a 2 hour massage that time, but i asked her to come at 9 pm (before she came at noon).

My second massage with her was great. For 2 hours she worked every muscle in my body. And that time, i decided to let her massage me buck naked. last time i had my underwear on. This time, there was only the towel draped on me. At first i had my shorts on, then i asked her if she would like me to take it off. She said yes, and she had this smile on as she saw me naked.

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:eec1e]

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Default 08-10-2004, 12:17 PM

how could u not have tried to make a move on her??? to me it sounds like she wants the cock.
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 12:19 PM

Yeah, what a jip, you didn't even get her to toss you off. Wait.... How much did you pay for the sessions?
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 12:19 PM

tell your penis is sore and it needs to be massaged
  
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Default Re: fun with the massage woman - 08-10-2004, 12:36 PM

[quote="con Brio":88063]when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:88063]


  
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Default 08-10-2004, 12:48 PM

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Default 08-10-2004, 12:52 PM

Or the "full release" massage.
  
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