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"Remember son, your cheapest piece of ass is also your most expensive"
"All women are the same son, they're all nuts" Best advice from mom thats oh so true: "If you want something done right, do it yourself" |
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back in high school at one of our school dances ( i was a freshman) I was gonna fight this huge ape on the football team..cept he didint know it biggrin: so i ask my dad for some pointers on the fight:
Dad: Take this..(he hands me a roll of nickels) Me: what am i supposed to do with this? Dad: when you punch the fucker in the face make sure you have this in your hand..it will break some knuckles but he will be out in one punch... annoy: |
son, you can be anything you want to be, just dont be a accountant ( which is his profession)
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My father told me to be fond of three things in life
A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant |
machette you are not schindler
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Was waiting for someone to say that....+1 for good observation.
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"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt."
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"Dont slap guys in the ass with a towel..that means you're gay"
to my brother who is 12 |
"I took you into this world, i can take you out."
"Fuck you, die." pretty good advice if i do say so myself, that bastard |
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lol courtney |
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lol courtney[/quote:a5383] No he said LOLZ SON I FUKED J004LYFE WITH A CHIXZ0R NAME... |
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lol |
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lol courtney[/quote:44101] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL rock: rock: rock: rock: sleeping: p.s scott your to leet to handle, cant even make a decent come back for you rolleyes: If you know anything about British ancestry, Courtney is considered a uni-sex name and my dad came from Britain...wait go figure rolleyes: , theres a black guy on Law and Order:CI his name is Courtney..alot of Jamaicans have the name to...so its nothing new and different..if you knew your facts maybe you could make use out of yourself. sleeping: |
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sleeping: p.s scott your to leet to handle, cant even make a decent come back for you rolleyes: If you know anything about British ancestry, Courtney is considered a uni-sex name and my dad came from Britain...wait go figure rolleyes: , theres a black guy on Law and Order:CI his name is Courtney..alot of Jamaicans have the name to...so its nothing new and different..if you knew your facts maybe you could make use out of yourself. sleeping:[/quote:73cfd] Struck a nerve? happy: |
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