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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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Advice from your father... -
12-13-2004, 10:42 PM
Tell everyone some advice your father has told you over time, no matter what the subject is.
"Go rob a bank."
"Eat Beans, they make you fart."
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and this is what my friend's dad told him, "Just as long as you use a condom." (after telling his drunk dad that he is having sex, this was when my friend was 14 or 15)
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,025
Join Date: Mar 2002
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12-13-2004, 10:45 PM
"you lead the way"
"make what you wanna make"
ps my fuckin comp sucks [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/johncrichton4881/dinyctis.gif[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,372
Join Date: Jan 2002
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12-13-2004, 10:51 PM
"Son....theres comes a point in life where you are going to have a funny feeling, its called love.... when a man and a women make love....he sticks his penis in the womens hole, called a vagina....then sperm comes out and a child is born, now sex can be fun , but your gift as a man should not be abused on a women...find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with....then son you`ll be happy..."
also
"Son, if you marry an asian, african american, or indian or caccuasion just remember their all pink inside."
Some other stuff too
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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12-13-2004, 10:55 PM
"I know you don't smoke drugs anymore, so I'm trusting you with this"
Refering to his car which I then lost in the mall parking lot and couldn't find for like 2 hours....
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Major General
Posts: 12,924
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
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12-13-2004, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
"I know you don't smoke drugs anymore, so I'm trusting you with this"
Refering to his car which I then lost in the mall parking lot and couldn't find for like 2 hours....
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Colonel
Posts: 9,369
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
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12-13-2004, 10:56 PM
'ever smoke drugs in my house again and you wont live in my house'
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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12-13-2004, 11:39 PM
when someone offers you money, take it.
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,672
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Looking for beans and love.
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12-13-2004, 11:43 PM
Don't respond to this thread, and give Mr.B Karma................
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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12-13-2004, 11:45 PM
"Chris, shut your goddamn mouth!"
after him hearing me swear in my room enough times.
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,583
Join Date: Jun 2004
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12-13-2004, 11:48 PM
My dad: You know Jay, The living quality of a man goes up 6% when he gets divorced.
Me: Well, how much does it go down when they get married?
My dad: 100%
Me: So why did you bring up divorce? You and mom look happy.
My dad: Oh we are, Just don't get married. Trust me.
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Senior Member
Posts: 190
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: somewhere
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12-14-2004, 12:56 AM
"pussy"
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Captain
Posts: 5,724
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
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12-14-2004, 01:20 AM
"dont bother arguing with a group of woman, youll be wrong no matter what."
"Hippies suck"
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Colonel
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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12-14-2004, 05:05 AM
Advice from father?
BAHAHAHA!!! annoy:
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,572
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: I cut bitches
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12-14-2004, 08:17 AM
"Always use a sock"
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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12-14-2004, 08:39 AM
Here are some gems I heard over and over and over...
"Math is the nucleus of your education."
"Turn that goddamned guitar down or you'll be deaf as a post by 30!"
"You guys be careful now. You get a few fellas drinking 3 and 4 beer..."
"You're going to have a hole burnt in your stomach eating that spicy stuff, my son!"
"Those Atari games are gonna have your mind warped."
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