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Nyck 04-01-2005 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by Akuma
Start rapping to Hatebreed, that'll show her.
Look Im trying to get her to like me not freak her the fuck out
Oh...

Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.
WTF!.......

Akuma 04-01-2005 07:17 PM
loney:

Godsmack 04-01-2005 07:17 PM
it has the potenti....... wait yeah WTF!?

Doctor Duffy 04-01-2005 07:19 PM
[img]http://dgtlmoon.koan.net/files/pics/im-not-a-psycho-honest.jpg[/img]

philadelphia killing mach 04-01-2005 07:20 PM
real simple. just fucking ask her out. but make sure you don't say something vague like "for coffee". from the way you sound around broads you need a plan. just don't fuck up and plan what you're going to say. it's like planning a robbery..........for everything you think you've accounted for, there's 20 things you won't expect. have a general idea/plan and then adapt it to the situation.

and for god's sakes don't be a pussy. look her directly in the eyes the whole fucking time. not this looking at the ground,kicking her parents brick edgeway karate kid shit. if you look someone in the eyes it doesn't matter how fidgity you are or how much your voice stutters, you'll project confidence.

oh and play side one of led zepplin 1.

Akuma 04-01-2005 07:22 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":7885b][img]http://dgtlmoon.koan.net/files/pics/im-not-a-psycho-honest.jpg[/img][/quote:7885b]
I like his hair. Sexy. I can't wait til mine is that long.

Doctor Duffy 04-01-2005 08:29 PM
Offer her an Altoid. I swear to god it works.

04-01-2005 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.

id rather go up to them with a rag, ask them if it smells like chloroform to them, when they take the bait, i put them in my basement, shackled to the wall, and repeatedly assrape them. your bed of nails intrigues me though.

what also gets me off is chopping of their head and wanking to that. also, sending the family some macaroni that has the girls flesh is a bonus.

9mm BeRetTa 04-01-2005 09:50 PM
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Not really the stuff I was lookin for.... eek:
What kind of help did you expect to get on an internet forum?

descry 04-01-2005 10:01 PM
rape her spank:

CoMaToSe 04-02-2005 07:28 AM
lemme get this straight.... you're asking basically a bunch of nerds and arkan how to romance a chick? that, so sad to say, is a task most guys here haven't mastered

CoMaToSe 04-02-2005 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Godsmack
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Originally Posted by Akuma
Start rapping to Hatebreed, that'll show her.
Look Im trying to get her to like me not freak her the fuck out
Oh...

Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.
happy: happy: +1 makes me laugh!

Godsmack 04-02-2005 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
lemme get this straight.... you're asking basically a bunch of nerds and arkan how to romance a chick? that, so sad to say, is a task most guys here haven't mastered
hey is your sis single?

Godsmack 04-02-2005 08:38 AM
[quote="philadelphia killing mach":0b964]real simple. just fucking ask her out. but make sure you don't say something vague like "for coffee". from the way you sound around broads you need a plan. just don't fuck up and plan what you're going to say. it's like planning a robbery..........for everything you think you've accounted for, there's 20 things you won't expect. have a general idea/plan and then adapt it to the situation.

and for god's sakes don't be a pussy. look her directly in the eyes the whole fucking time. not this looking at the ground,kicking her parents brick edgeway karate kid shit. if you look someone in the eyes it doesn't matter how fidgity you are or how much your voice stutters, you'll project confidence.

oh and play side one of led zepplin 1.[/quote:0b964]


Im not nervous around girls.. I just dont know what to say to her

Poseidon 04-02-2005 08:40 AM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":8ec64]Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?[/quote:8ec64]

This might actually work beer:


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