[Godsmack]

Me and my girlfriend just broke up she moved in with her Mom ( somewhere in Texas hake: ) anyway there is this girl that I have had a mad crush on for a while. I always wanted to ask her out but then I got with my now ex girl.. anyway I have never talked to her and I dont know any of her friends ... just wanted to know how you guys would go about asking somebody out in this situation...all of my girlfrieds I had were my friends from the start so I got to know them and all.... I just feal like a tard asking a girl I dont know anything about but her name....

I think she likes me.... Think....

dont give me any of that "just tell her to touch your pen0r" bullshit

[Bleuachdu]

Do something that is funny and will impress her, like killing her dog.

[ninty]

join the circus or become robinhood. women like men in tights.

or ask her if she wants to do something on the weekend.

[Tripper]

pee in her hair

[Godsmack]

Originally Posted by Tripper

pee in her hair

yeah that might work oOo:


wait I think she listens to R kelly happy:

[Mr.Buttocks]

Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.

[ninty]

or tell her you contracted aids from her and that ballanced everything out.

[Godsmack]

Not really the stuff I was lookin for.... eek:

[Akuma]

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f1918]Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.[/quote:f1918]
BRILLIANT!!! ed: happy:

[Godsmack]

[quote=Akuma]

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":96c21

Tell her that you're dying of a very rare non-contagious disease and you've only got a short time left to live. Tell her that you'd like her to be your final girlfriend here on earth. In 6 months to 1 years time when she puts 2 and 2 together and starts wondering why you're still alive and well, tell her that she cured you with her love.

BRILLIANT!!! ed: happy:[/quote:96c21]

yeah... or it might freak her out.... but I guess its worth a shot...

[Akuma]

Start rapping to Hatebreed, that'll show her.

[Godsmack]

Originally Posted by Akuma

Start rapping to Hatebreed, that'll show her.

Look Im trying to get her to like me not freak her the fuck out

[Merlin122]

be a real asshole to her. then be her friend for a good week and ask her out.

[Doctor Duffy]

Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?

[Akuma]

Originally Posted by Godsmack

Look Im trying to get her to like me not freak her the fuck out

Oh...

Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.