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Stammer 07-27-2005 03:17 PM

"Fuck a Rabbi"

Jakke 07-27-2005 03:22 PM

"Please Fuck Me"

Tripper 07-27-2005 06:00 PM

suck my cocks off

mr.miyagi 07-27-2005 06:09 PM

A paedophile and a 9 yr old boy are walking through the woods on a spooky night.
The boy says to the paedophile: "Mister... I'm scared!"
The paedophile replies: "You think you're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"

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"The dog doesn't know its not bacon"

[DAS REICH] Blitz 07-27-2005 07:29 PM

Argh, my urethra feels clogged

KTOG 07-27-2005 07:36 PM

A room full of hard ons and no where to sit.

strvs 07-27-2005 07:37 PM

Daniel Dey Louis stole my mayo and filled my sandals with cottage cheese. Talk about a garbagefaced-retard ffs. annoy:

Akuma 07-27-2005 07:39 PM

Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew

Cpt. Obvious 07-27-2005 08:15 PM

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "man its hot in here." The other muffins says.........



"HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

Nyck 07-27-2005 08:17 PM

"Congratulations to The Toronto Maple Leafs on winning the stanley cup"

Zoner 07-27-2005 08:18 PM

^ HAW HAW! Word.

"Take the last beer...I insist." -- Zoner

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-27-2005 08:29 PM

drunken quotes

*Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places!


*Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker!


*Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit!
*Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked


[To some lesbians at a club]
*Will: My mother used to dance just like that!


[Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor]
*Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! *waves hand across the crowds of girls infront.
*Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck?
*Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.

Zoner 07-27-2005 08:30 PM

I want to party with teh bunneh. rock:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 07-27-2005 08:31 PM

http://212.67.202.209/~apsgroup/amadeus/

Zoner 07-27-2005 08:35 PM

Unfortunately, I won't be near the Medway Valley Leisure Park of the Cuxton Road (A228) in Strood anytime soon.

Dang.


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