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Default You don't hear that everday? - 07-27-2005, 02:08 PM

I could use a few laughs so just make something up that probably would not hear out of the ordinary.


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Default 07-27-2005, 02:10 PM

Well, I am out of this one, because I am not witty enough. eek:
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:12 PM

"You ever seen a gun before?"
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:12 PM

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."


  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:13 PM

[quote="dr nein":7ad94]
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:16 PM

"Swill, have you lost some weight?"


  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:17 PM

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"Swill, have you lost some weight?"
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:18 PM

"I was able to figure out what object to query against in SQL, so I better get my dick sucked tonight when I go home"
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:19 PM

"I've just had my vagina converted into a play room for the kids."
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:25 PM

See: Doctor Duffy's signature.
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:27 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":06b6f]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:06b6f]
can i shit in your mouth?
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 02:31 PM

[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":6275e][quote="Doctor Duffy":6275e]See: Doctor Duffy's signature.[/quote:6275e]
can i shit in your mouth?[/quote:6275e]

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Default 07-27-2005, 02:57 PM

Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"


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Default 07-27-2005, 03:13 PM

"Tip of the day. Don't eat corn the long way."
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 03:15 PM

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Comatose - " I cum bacon grease"
great song too



  
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