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Judas 08-21-2006 06:36 PM

Re: dorm
 
[quote="Simo Häyhä":81f9c]Any tips on what i should bring/do? happy:[/quote:81f9c]

masturbate in your roommates pillow case

RaNgeR 08-21-2006 06:50 PM

Im moving into my dorm at SMC in 2 fucking days! I think Im pretty much set..Im going to pick up a tv tomorrow though. I dont know what size to get though? I dont want anyone stealing it, lol.

Coleman 08-21-2006 07:16 PM

no one is going to steal your TV. 1. It's kinda hard to hide a stolen TV. 2. Lock your door. 3. Everyone pretty much has a tv already.

anti 08-21-2006 07:18 PM

zoner had a good list
bring some plates and utencils
bring some stick on hooks for hanging your shit on
the usual shit like towels, face cloth, other bathroom shit
a pot
some storage shit to keep stuff
a bag for laundry, hampers suck
small cooking items like a pocket sandwhich maker, kettle, etc.
extension cords
duct tape
playgirl

Coleman 08-21-2006 07:33 PM

pocket knife
stapler
a rug if you don't already have one provided
paper towels
Fabreeze for when you and your roommate fart
a hand vac to clean up your shit

Chronic Diarrhea 08-21-2006 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
no one is going to steal your TV. 1. It's kinda hard to hide a stolen TV. 2. Lock your door. 3. Everyone pretty much has a tv already.

The guy who lived next to us used to keep his door wide open even when he left to go somewhere. One day we went in there and opend up every liquor cabinet he had, and then the fucking fire alarm went off 1 minute later. We left his shit wide open for the firefighters to look at. I'm glad he didn't get fined.

jujumantb 08-21-2006 09:17 PM

nag champa

Simo Häyhä 08-21-2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
dorms are gay, youre better off getting a room or apartment off campus. are you working?

Ive done the apartment thing. you just dont get the college experience living off campus i take it.
Unfortunatly yes i will be working throughout the semester. fucking car insurance bills

Zoner 08-22-2006 09:26 AM

I stayed in residence for three years in university and it was fucking awesome. The gayness was found in the apartments of dudes with no friends, who'd go home after class and watch Wheel of Fortune.

Living on campus is fucking great.

Simo Häyhä 08-22-2006 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
I stayed in residence for three years in university and it was fucking awesome. The gayness was found in the apartments of dudes with no friends, who'd go home after class and watch Wheel of Fortune.

Living on campus is fucking great.

+1
madmartagen has obviously never lived on the dorms

Arch 08-22-2006 11:25 AM

wish i would've lived in a dorm, but i'm gonna miss out because my technical college is so close to where i live loney:

jujumantb 08-22-2006 12:36 PM

Living in the dorms or not totally depends on the school. Here in Madison, people live in dorms their freshman year, then its pretty much only the losers who have no friends who stay for sophomore year and beyond. Living "off campus" here is actually more like living right next to campus, I literally walk one block and I'm there. I dont know why you'd want to live in the dorms where its easy to get caugh drinking and there is gay ass noise rules and quiet times at night... not to mention being forced to have a roommate in most dorms which sucks for MANY more reasons.

Simo Häyhä 08-22-2006 12:56 PM

i have a single..

Maplegyver 08-22-2006 01:02 PM

bring these:
very specific

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[img]http://www.wikibeer.com/images/2/2c/Bottle_keiths.jpg[/img]
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Pyro 08-22-2006 02:47 PM

I prefer living at home.


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