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imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-13-2003 03:58 PM

Excuse me, but I think your shoelace is untied...

redhawk_six 02-13-2003 04:02 PM

How about one that WON'T get you a slap in the face,

like:

"Hi, how are you? My name is ______, what's your's?"

Innoxx 02-13-2003 04:05 PM

You see that right there? *points at bar table* keeping looking...... no you gotta get in a little closer, now I'm gonna go behind you like this......

[000th]pvt.SCOuT 02-13-2003 04:38 PM

For Sure Face Slap
 
" I May Not Be The Best Looking Guy Here , But I'm The Only One Talking To You.

You Like CD's ?? I'd like to CD's nuts in youre mouth ...

Muff Diver 02-13-2003 05:23 PM

-How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then
could I meet you between the holidays?
-I lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me?

anti_hero 02-13-2003 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
H3y S3cS3, yu0 is t3h c4mping h0n3y!!!!!11 1s yu0 us1ng t3h AiMb0T0rZ???/

HAW HAWWW!! Slip her a note written on a cocktail napkin, "Y Hallo thar...buttsecks??!!???!!!111 LOLOLOLOLOL"


Zone

LOL i laughed so hard when i saw that pic.. that guy looks like a goof

Cool_Dude 02-13-2003 06:56 PM

Say you know what i like in a woman?

me


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