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Excuse me, but I think your shoelace is untied...
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How about one that WON'T get you a slap in the face,
like: "Hi, how are you? My name is ______, what's your's?" |
You see that right there? *points at bar table* keeping looking...... no you gotta get in a little closer, now I'm gonna go behind you like this......
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For Sure Face Slap
" I May Not Be The Best Looking Guy Here , But I'm The Only One Talking To You.
You Like CD's ?? I'd like to CD's nuts in youre mouth ... |
-How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays? -I lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me? |
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Say you know what i like in a woman?
me |
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