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snipeymagoo 07-16-2003 11:07 AM

gg spam!

07-16-2003 11:16 AM

mein ping pwnz
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/spag.jpg[/img]

i lag

07-16-2003 11:18 AM

quintuple post gg forumstein

Sicilian_Summers 07-16-2003 12:10 PM

Make him an offer he can't refuse.

O71394658 07-16-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:

happy:

Ydiss 07-16-2003 12:50 PM

Holy jackhammer, batman, this forum's full of belligerants.

Tell your mum. That's all you should do for now.

Also, tell him you don't appreciate him yelling at anyone in your familly.

If they both ignore you, then tell the police yourself.

I'm almost certain that the police wouldn't look kindly on you just kicking the shit out of him unless he was an intruder, or it was in self defence.

So, unless you can provoke him to attack you (and prove it) by beating him up you'd more than likely end up the one in the shit.

Unless America's law system is really that screwed up.

Bazooka_Joe 07-16-2003 02:13 PM

Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?

07-16-2003 03:25 PM

quote="White Rabbit"]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote]


ahah thats the best i'm gonna do that to my ass hole step dad now.

But you should get stand up to him and if it get vilont have a knife with you so if your over powered stab him or something and like say he was gonna monlest you quote snipymagoo that would work great!

07-16-2003 04:20 PM

[quote="Sicilian_Summers":16a5d]Make him an offer he can't refuse.[/quote:16a5d]
Godfather owns

LtHess 07-16-2003 04:50 PM

Challenge him
 
You should not let him insult your sister's honor! Any proper gentleman would know that. You should challenge him to a duel, but that would not be legal in the States, nor Britain, so challenge him to a boking competition. Or fence him. Do you know how to fence? Is fencing allowed in the States?

ED 07-16-2003 04:59 PM

Re: Challenge him
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LtHess
You should not let him insult your sister's honor! Any proper gentleman would know that. You should challenge him to a duel, but that would not be legal in the States, nor Britain, so challenge him to a boking competition. Or fence him. Do you know how to fence? Is fencing allowed in the States?

He's not fucking his sister - i think - so who gives a shit about her "honor".

07-16-2003 05:17 PM

next time the sucka yells at your sister, get in his face and start up like R Lee. Ermey, that should:

1. scare him into thinking you're a psycho, hopefully he'll leave the state
2. provoke a fight

07-16-2003 07:04 PM

"Do you suck balls _____(his name)!?
Bullshit, you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

07-16-2003 07:06 PM

or was that dick? bah i have a bad memory

LtHess 07-16-2003 07:09 PM

i do
 
You sir, you should care about honor. We all should.

07-16-2003 08:56 PM

"you think you're a man yelling at my sister numbnuts?
newsflash, the army throws out better material than your fat, dickless ass"

not vintage Ermey, but in his style

McCoy 03 07-16-2003 11:35 PM

I'd call the police, it's domestic violence, and abuse...

hake:

07-17-2003 12:36 AM

get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.

Swill 07-17-2003 12:48 AM

umm
 
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":2ba2c]Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?[/quote:2ba2c]


ummm ok thansk for the advice again guys...lmao, i talked to my mom and shes like oh he didnt scream at her...i`m like bull shit....

k joe,i`m almost 16...hes about 48"mexican" if that matters?
were caucassion lol i cant spell....and hes probably like 5`2....190-200 pounds...
my sister is only 12 years old.....
so there ya go ......

Cool Fool 07-17-2003 01:18 AM

Re: oh yeah....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill1496
one more thing.....one of you asked if hes bigger or smaller? hes like 5`2 200 pounds...so yeah i can take him down....
and hes not so skinny himself...hes got a big beerbelly...wtf?

lmao oh god what do i do....

see i get paranoid sometimes ...and now here comes a bad situation for that....

5'2? damn hes short

Miscguy 07-17-2003 02:43 AM

Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

Judas 07-17-2003 03:29 AM

is he cute?

Bazooka_Joe 07-17-2003 09:25 AM

Does he live with you, or leaves at night?

07-17-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatever
get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.

best idea yet
good luck dude

Bazooka_Joe 07-17-2003 10:02 AM

Dammit, These forums need to be UPDATED! (Replies hiding)

mr.miyagi 07-17-2003 08:50 PM

you're bigger...


..so eat him.

blame it on your sister

T.Hunter 07-17-2003 10:08 PM

$500,000.00 bucks, a ticket to mexico and ill drop him.

your problems will be solved.

Maplegyver 07-17-2003 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

ROFL
just dont leave and evidence behind

07-17-2003 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit

07-17-2003 10:46 PM

I'd kill him for 8000

Arkan 07-17-2003 11:44 PM

I'd lump him up just for shits and giggles. All you need to do is supply me round trip airfare and i'll do your dirty deed. cool:

07-17-2003 11:46 PM

call AC/DC, they do dirty deeds dirt cheap

07-17-2003 11:57 PM

lol oOo:

Judas 07-18-2003 12:35 AM

is he cute ?

snipeymagoo 07-18-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:

dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....

07-18-2003 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
Quote:

Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:

dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....

bahahaha, learned that from South Park, didnt you?

Simo Häyhä 07-18-2003 02:40 AM

just take a dump on the hood of his car

Miscguy 07-18-2003 03:07 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":197ba]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit[/quote:197ba]

Yours was vague and left to much to chance. You get 0 credit because this is my standard tacti... *looks around*

*backs away slowly*

TWZZTD 07-18-2003 04:39 AM

yo F*ck him up! it should just be automatic next time hes sayz shit to you snuff him and stand your ground.

Swill 10-24-2004 01:30 AM

..
 
hi
thanks trip for this great moment:)


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