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Make him an offer he can't refuse.

happy:

Holy jackhammer, batman, this forum's full of belligerants.

Tell your mum. That's all you should do for now.

Also, tell him you don't appreciate him yelling at anyone in your familly.

If they both ignore you, then tell the police yourself.

I'm almost certain that the police wouldn't look kindly on you just kicking the shit out of him unless he was an intruder, or it was in self defence.

So, unless you can provoke him to attack you (and prove it) by beating him up you'd more than likely end up the one in the shit.

Unless America's law system is really that screwed up.

Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?

quote="White Rabbit"]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote]


ahah thats the best i'm gonna do that to my ass hole step dad now.

But you should get stand up to him and if it get vilont have a knife with you so if your over powered stab him or something and like say he was gonna monlest you quote snipymagoo that would work great!

[quote="Sicilian_Summers":16a5d]Make him an offer he can't refuse.[/quote:16a5d]
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Challenge him
 

You should not let him insult your sister's honor! Any proper gentleman would know that. You should challenge him to a duel, but that would not be legal in the States, nor Britain, so challenge him to a boking competition. Or fence him. Do you know how to fence? Is fencing allowed in the States?

Re: Challenge him
 

He's not fucking his sister - i think - so who gives a shit about her "honor".

next time the sucka yells at your sister, get in his face and start up like R Lee. Ermey, that should:

1. scare him into thinking you're a psycho, hopefully he'll leave the state
2. provoke a fight

"Do you suck balls _____(his name)!?
Bullshit, you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

or was that dick? bah i have a bad memory

i do
 

You sir, you should care about honor. We all should.

"you think you're a man yelling at my sister numbnuts?
newsflash, the army throws out better material than your fat, dickless ass"

not vintage Ermey, but in his style

I'd call the police, it's domestic violence, and abuse...

hake:

get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.

umm
 

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":2ba2c]Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?[/quote:2ba2c]


ummm ok thansk for the advice again guys...lmao, i talked to my mom and shes like oh he didnt scream at her...i`m like bull shit....

k joe,i`m almost 16...hes about 48"mexican" if that matters?
were caucassion lol i cant spell....and hes probably like 5`2....190-200 pounds...
my sister is only 12 years old.....
so there ya go ......

Re: oh yeah....
 

5'2? damn hes short

Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

is he cute?

Does he live with you, or leaves at night?

best idea yet
good luck dude

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you're bigger...


..so eat him.

blame it on your sister

$500,000.00 bucks, a ticket to mexico and ill drop him.

your problems will be solved.

ROFL
just dont leave and evidence behind

hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit

I'd kill him for 8000

I'd lump him up just for shits and giggles. All you need to do is supply me round trip airfare and i'll do your dirty deed. cool:

call AC/DC, they do dirty deeds dirt cheap

lol oOo:

is he cute ?

dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....

bahahaha, learned that from South Park, didnt you?

just take a dump on the hood of his car

[quote="Sgt Stryker":197ba]hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit[/quote:197ba]

Yours was vague and left to much to chance. You get 0 credit because this is my standard tacti... *looks around*

*backs away slowly*

yo F*ck him up! it should just be automatic next time hes sayz shit to you snuff him and stand your ground.

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thanks trip for this great moment:)