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Default NEW help on my moms new boyfriend!!! PLEASE - 07-15-2003, 11:08 PM

ok i get home today and he takes me back to my place"My moms boyfriend"So the day went great, i went to play basketball and wrestled with my friends and shit right? Well, my mom is out tonight for atleast till 12 at night... and well right now its a quarter to 9 pm, and i`m on the computer and someone in my family calls...i dont know who it is...a great aunt or some shit....and hes in the kitchen eating, all of a sudden he fucking comes up to my sister and fucking screams at her and my great aunt"I guess thats her" says is something wrong there? I tell her that my moms boyfriend is telling my sister something, and shes like well he is quite loud...and i`m like yeah he is....so she is like how long have your mom been dating this guy, i tell her a couple weeks which is actually true, and the basterd still screams even though he knows i`m on the phone.....WTF?
plus he shouldnt be screaming at all, the little fucker goes up to my sister and just starts screaming because shes watching TV....and she just fucking made us a great dinner and shit, but i want to add that he is doing dishes....and so he goes over there and screams saying that she should get off her ass, and that she does nothing around here which he is wrong....
So i didnt want to say anything but i dont know what to do....my friend online told me to either threaten him or talk to my mom...well he wont be like this in front of my mom , i know for a fact cause hes been here like 24/7 and thats the truth, and i`ve never seen him yell yet....and my mom divorced my dad for the same shit...telling us were no good and all that fucking shit....wtf?oh btw my dad also hit my mom...little fucker...
anyways,i just wanted to ask what should i do? in this situation, and be honest please......
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:18 PM

need background info:

1. could you kick his ass in hand to hand?
2. could you kick his ass with a bayonet/bigass knife/machette/katana?


if you are not big enough for a direct physical assault, a tactic of sabotage should do it. (cut his fuel line or unscrew the tire nuts when you know your mom won't be driving with him, he will end up in a flaming wreck, or a mangled wreck eventually)
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:28 PM

just shoot him in the face
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:31 PM

Is he cute?
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:33 PM

$500 i'll drop him for ya
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:33 PM

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Is he cute?
another idea, fuck up his face real good so he looks like phantom of the opera evil:
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:35 PM

look dude, tell your mom... if she chooses him over your...well live with your dad. because what will end up happening is you will start slanging dope and stuff
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:54 PM

Wow.

If my mom started dating someone, and some odd weeks after he lives
with her decides to scream at everyone... in MY domain of residence ? Hah,
peace the rats... I'd knock his ass out so bad. In fact, I'd make a habit of
doing it every time he decided to scream or otherwise do something stupid
like that so as to make him understand... like you do when training a pet.

Fags.
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:54 PM

Kick his fucking loose-ass, dude. You gotta stick up for your sister, who else would stick up for her?

Whatever happens, you gotta give him shit if he acts like a prick. Do something that he can't blame you for. Sabotage something.
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:56 PM

Kick his fucking loose-ass, dude. You gotta stick up for your sister, who else would stick up for her?

Whatever happens, you gotta give him shit if he acts like a prick. Do something that he can't blame you for. Sabotage something.
  
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Default 07-15-2003, 11:58 PM

rape him


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It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:06 AM

what? keicking his ass is easier said than done...also, these people most likely have not been in the same situation you are in. Listen dude, talk to your mom and shell be all like "oh i didnt know' not at first though, but say it all the time and eventually tell her t choose between you and him.If you triesd to do something to him it would be easy for him to get rd of you. dont listen to these people.
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:26 AM

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Kick his fucking loose-ass, dude.
ROFL "loose-ass" happy:
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:30 AM

Don't listen to these people? Hell they're giving the right advice. So this guy likes to yell (and I'm guessing swear) at your sister. How old is your sister? If she's a little girl then kick the dogshit out of him. Don't be a pussy and back down to his shit. Be a man. Even if you lose your mom will be really pissed at him for beating your ass so she'll get rid of him. Also you'd have your sister to back you up for why you fucked him up.
  
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Default 07-16-2003, 12:59 AM

you can also cum in his favorite drink
  
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