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Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:39 AM

i dont wana get pucnhed in the face

guarnere 02-18-2004 08:40 AM

lol, okay...like....2 times it took...then i was in....but prude means she wont give it up and shit...

geRV 02-18-2004 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
the going down on her

God damn kid go search google or something, next thing you'll be wanting a diagram of where to stick it.

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:41 AM

nah no diagrams

Zoner 02-18-2004 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know shes not always horny , thats why i made this post, how can i make her horny, and she already told me she doesnt wana be ate out , how do i change her mind on that 1

Girls can be VERY self-conscious about the whole "Dining at the Y" thing, especially if they have never experienced it before.

They're concerned about the smell, the taste, the 70s jungle bush that may be happening. You need to ease her fears by telling her that you love everything about the thought of licking her canoe. Start in slowly by concentrating on the areas AROUND her cooch. Don't dive into the endzone right away. Once you've proven to her that her musk, hair, and everything else isn't going to make you retch, then ease into it.

Oh, there's so much to learn, young padawan. I should write a book.

Miscguy 02-18-2004 08:49 AM

Meh you focus to much on sex... get the fucking math book out.

Honestly "how do i convince her to let me do stuff to her?" Catch a clue. A woman saying she doesnt want to be eatten out, mean she doesnt want to be eatten out. Simple shit really. Finding ways to convince her she does is a pointless endevior.

As to how to make her horny, simple, be romantic. Now i understand your generation has no concept of what the fuck that is, so i'll give you a minute to check the dictionary...






... There, now that you've read, and hopefully understand what the fuck it is, attepmt using it. Think of it like this... Woman arnt the high tech engines you find on todays cars. No there the old ones you find on lawn mowers. You have to push the primer a few times to start the gas flowing. Try staying on the outside of the pants with some rubbing. work with that and she if she lightens up a bit. You hopefully can tell when she's "into" it, and can then progress into the pants, staying outside of the panties. work that a little longer, again judgement call if she continues to get "into" what your up to. Then move into the unbutton and un zip, if this is allowed, slowly, SLOWLY, work your way from outside the panties, in. If she's not prude, and you've worked this right she should be fairly "primed" for this. depending on where your doing all this (typically bed or couch) slide down on the floor, and slip the pants down, leaving panties in tact. If she's cool with the pants, down the panties, line her up, and go at her.

Not a sure thing, but probably better than what your trying to execute.

Zoner 02-18-2004 08:54 AM

^ He speaks the truth.

Combine that with some of the things I said and you have a better than average chance.

However, even if you're as smooth as a mutha, she still might put the kybash on all your efforts. You'll have to accept that and come to a screeching halt. No means no, dude.

You'll have to finish yerself off later. *fap* *fap* *fap* biggrin:

Da_Bian 02-18-2004 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
that her musk, hair, and everything else isn't going to make you retch

oh god, that was a bad experience
if it had've been any louder she would have heard the retch sound
lucky i didn't blow chunks all over her - that would've been kinky biggrin:

Zoner 02-18-2004 08:55 AM

Yeah, I'm sure there are websites for that.

(Don't think of linking them here... hake: )

Da_Bian 02-18-2004 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
.... There, now that you've read, and hopefully understand what the fuck it is, attepmt using it.

so, Mr Sexpert, have you got a g/f? biggrin:

Miscguy 02-18-2004 09:01 AM

Used to. Worked like a charm. Now a days though... Gah, nothing but dirty hoes around. Adding in my odd work and sleep schedule makes finding one a pain in my ass. Let alone maintaining one.

descry 02-18-2004 09:10 AM

this is wrong in so many ways

Zoner 02-18-2004 09:13 AM

Would you rather a tutorial on sucking dick, Coub? Sorry...no experience in that field. biggrin:

descry 02-18-2004 09:15 AM

a 15 year old asking for sex advice ... are you serious ..?

Miscguy 02-18-2004 09:15 AM

These days im surprized its not a 10 year old.


God damn i hate kids.

geRV 02-18-2004 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy
God damn i hate kids.

^^

Zoner 02-18-2004 09:20 AM

15. yeah, maybe a *tad* young.

Meh, that's Grade 10. It's about time he ate a l'il bush. Just play it safe so you don't put a bun in the oven or make yer dick look like a cauliflower.

Colonel 02-18-2004 09:44 AM

Show her a picture of your mother and tell her that you hope she grows up to look just like your mother, not that cow she calls a mother. That always gets 'em hot.

...or

Go talk to her Dad and tell him your trying to get in his 15 year old daughter's pants. I'm sure he would be willing to give you an attitude adjustment that might help reduce your adolescent frustration..


LOL - sorry dude, I can't help ya. I have two daughters and if I found out their boyfriend was getting advice on the internet about how to get in their pants I'd be rather irate. Use common sense and just treat her nice. Don't be in a rush to force things to happen. The point is not "how do I get her horny" so that you get her to do something she ordinarily wouldn't. The point is to wait until the time is right for both of you. At 15 your hormones are raging alot more than her's are. Live with it. God gave you a wonderful gift. He made you with opposable thumbs. Use them.

Old Reliable 02-18-2004 09:45 AM

dont go down on her

bukdez 02-18-2004 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Colonel
Show her a picture of your mother and tell her that you hope she grows up to look just like your mother, not that cow she calls a mother. That always gets 'em hot.

lmao....

seriuosly, buy her flowers... and anything else she wants... most of all LISTEN.. i'll say it again... LISTEN... nothing turns on a girl/woman more than a guy who honestly cares about what she has to say.... go slow, tease her, and she'll be begging you for it... make sure you tell her how hot/beatiful she is so she will feel confident, not nervous...

Nyck 02-18-2004 11:12 AM

Get a big dick..chicks dig big dicks...like this guy check him out..he makes chicks mad horny
[img]http://www.neochaos.de/forumemo/fanfuckintastic.jpg[/img]

If you have a big dick you will get her horny and then you can be like this

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/boobieswoohooanim.gif[/img]

02-18-2004 11:13 AM

I'm with Miscguy on this,
if all you think about at this age is sex all you'll end up is an uneducated, unemployed doofus with a pregnant gf,
NOT what I call a good life.

Pyro 02-18-2004 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Step 1: Get off the Internet for a while. rolleyes:
Step 2: Tell her how pretty she is today (even more pretty than usual)
Step 3: Start rubbing her shoulders

...10 seconds later...

Step 7: Smoke a cigarette, roll over and go to sleep.

Zoner smokes rolleyes:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-18-2004 11:43 AM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":8f757]Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!


oOo:[/quote:8f757]

ninty 02-18-2004 11:55 AM

ROFL

"What are steps 4-6"

Fucking classic.

Zoner 02-18-2004 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:

Actually, I don't. Have never tried it once, actually. And I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:

Ain't no 3 pump chump.

Madmartagen 02-18-2004 12:07 PM

Dude dont start bugging your gf about this shit, if she doesnt want to, then she doesnt want to. If you keep bugging her about it, then shes going to get pissed off and want to break up with you. Instead of badgering her for sex, next time you make out, slowly move your hands down there and massage her body. If she starts to push away, dont do it anymore for a while. Girls cant resist the body kisses. If you kiss her everywhere, they will prolly open up more. But the fact is, she has already decided how far she is willing to let you go, and if shes not budging, forget about it. You could have a good thing here, dont mess it up by turning into a penis.

Nyck 02-18-2004 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/buudythanks.jpg[/img]

Sgt. Paine 02-18-2004 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:

Ain't no 3 pump chump.

you mean like this guy? [img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/55601499401ea2ff463b5.gif[/img]

Zoner 02-18-2004 12:41 PM

Nah, I'm not like THAT guy. He's been jackin' it for WEEKS!!

I pity him, really. biggrin:

ShagNasty 02-18-2004 12:42 PM

Your best bet sounds like booze and lots of it.

Nyck 02-18-2004 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Nah, I'm not like THAT guy. He's been jackin' it for WEEKS!!

I pity him, really. biggrin:

Hes almost done!

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffboom2.gif[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 02-18-2004 04:01 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!

Pyro 02-18-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Zoner smokes rolleyes:

Actually, I don't. Have never tried it once, actually. And I don't blow a wad after 10 seconds. rolleyes:

Ain't no 3 pump chump.

more like 9 seconds.

Punky 02-18-2004 04:10 PM

o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:

Pyro 02-18-2004 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:

These days many girls are putting out by the age of 13.

It's sad.

Punky 02-18-2004 04:30 PM

ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:

Maplegyver 02-18-2004 04:37 PM

tie her up
thn do what ever the fuck you plz

butch 02-18-2004 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerard
What the fucks this? Alliedassault.com for sexually frustrated little hornballs?

Im awaiting somone asking for masturbation instructions, durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
oOo:

if they need instruction you would be the guy all right.

SW-14 02-18-2004 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

I just read through page 3 of this, so sorry if it's been brought up already. You're 15, and she's 15? And there's already been a "last time" for her? WTF??? annoy:


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