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eeves 08-11-2004 03:37 AM

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":f9177]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "con Brio":f9177
the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:f9177]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:f9177]

con Brio 08-11-2004 07:29 AM

[quote="The Frenchman":91909]Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?[/quote:91909]

everything is cheap in the philippines for anyone coming from another country with a strong dollar, like Canada or the US. For example, a very classy dinner may cost something like 300 pesos, which is only less than $10 Cdn.

eeves 08-11-2004 04:08 PM

rock: rock:

bukdez 08-11-2004 04:51 PM

"ahem... you missed a spot..."

remember that line...

ninty 08-11-2004 05:19 PM

and tack this onto it:

"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness."

con Brio 08-11-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
and tack this onto it:

"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness."

thanks. *slow clapping*

Innoxx 08-11-2004 05:56 PM

Lol, or "I'm feeling a lot of stress and tension in that area..."


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