[quote="philadelphia killing mach":44bc2]i still own the animal kingdom............i'm gonna go f*** my wife and complete the circle.[/quote:44bc2]

Right on brother!! Can you do Arkan a lil' favor? Could you hit her in the shitter for me? You know how i like the chicks ass!! cool:

[quote=geRV]
Ive never been camping, that just reinforces the fact that i wont bother. Knowing my luck id go and get squashed by a freefalling hippo oOo:[/quote:a07e7]Why doesn't that suprise me?

Camping is fun as hell. The probability of you getting injured on a camping trip is pretty slim (unless you do rock jumping and crazy stuff...)

[quote=Coleman]Why doesn't that suprise me?

Camping is fun as hell. The probability of you getting injured on a camping trip is pretty slim (unless you do rock jumping and crazy stuff...)[/quote:c9f86]

Ya ive been camping forever and have never gotten injured, then again we dont really get too many tornados up here. But to get badly hurt while camp, under most circumstances you have to be a real idiot and making tapes for a JackAss audition

Mr.Buttocks thinks that people should leave possums alone.

[quote=Coleman]Why doesn't that suprise me?

[/quote:b24bf]

Possibly as its more of a "things americans are supposed to do before they get too old" kinda thing. I rarely hear of people go camping around here, over there however its done pretty regular, or so my cousin tells me.

camping is great! try it sometime. go

i have nothing against camping, not that i would sleep in a tent ever again... i mostly just hate trees now... pave the world!...

plzdie:
Trees are the blood of our existance, so stop crying and get over it

it's a fucking joke, relax a little... and go fuck youself while your at it... and btw, the blood of our existance is: blood... trees are the earths lungs if you want to make metaphors...

There is a little bit more to my metaphor than u perceive, but then again you have to pass biology to get it offtopic:

ziiiiiiing!!...

i never took biology sorry, i must be dumb... pretty sure i get it though... i just like the lung metaphor better... but yeah i get the whole circulatory system reference... btw, one of the worst things i've ever seen is the clear-cutting in BC, so relax...

[img]http://mainegov-images.informe.org/legis/senate/images/geninfo/moose.jpg[/img]

in my backyard

see those all the time, BIG SOBs if you ask me, one was taking out of this area last season over 2500 lbs. Big ass bull. but those are the least of our worries, we've also had a 900 lbs black bear taken too, friend of mine had it in his freezer. Makes damn good burgers! biggrin:

oOo:

ha ha ha ha hick

WTF ROFL! happy: eek: Anal = blah

[quote=bukdez]no, i went to the hospital and had my spine rebuilt out of my hip-bone, and srewed into place with steel rods...

but i kick a tree daily now...[/quote:7d2f7]

i'm hip brother, totally hip. power to the toe. fuck bark mongers.

[quote=Arkan]Right on brother!! Can you do Arkan a lil' favor? Could you hit her in the shitter for me? You know how i like the chicks ass!! cool:[/quote:30466]

saddly she doesn't do anal but she makes up for it with extra servings at the pillow buffet. yummy yummy. except today she used some kind of lavander skin lotion around her 'trim ' area...........i'm only now seeing clearly.

stfu


sodomy 4 life

Im no hick, have a bunch of hick friends..but im no hick. far too sofisticated

eek:

you have to see some of the real hicks around here to know the difference

Sophisticated.

American possums seem to be nasty rat-like things,
our possums are all cute and cuddly:

[img]http://www.calm.wa.gov.au/projects/west_shield_photos/possum.jpg[/img]

so your beat up ford pick up truck has electric windows instead of the roll down ones ? biggrin:

no ford, Subaru, durable, reliable, and can get up my driveway in 2 feet of snow biggrin:

BTW
[quote="Eight Ace":3ad4c]American possums seem to be nasty rat-like things,
our possums are all cute and cuddly:
[/quote:3ad4c]

U have possums we have Opossums

subarus are awesome in the snow. That's what I drive rock:

What kind?
I got a 97 Outback Legacy Safari Addition

[quote=Sniper101]no ford, Subaru, durable, reliable, and can get up my driveway in 2 feet of snow biggrin:

BTW
U have possums we have Opossums[/quote:e52c7]

as in :

"What-cha have for dinner ?"
"o, possum. "

no as in whole different genus lol

[quote=Sniper101]
U have possums we have Opossums[/quote:d2be9]

They're the same fucking thing.

Possum = Opossum. rolleyes:

different creature all together dude, ask your local biologist. theyll tell ya, hell you could probably look it up online

I did look it up online you fucking moron.

Opossum means the same as Possum.

hahahha

'possum is friggan slang for opossum

*
Beware of my coming
Take heed
my time is near
arrived i have
Fatality relinguish not
Brutality in arms
doth seek to destroy

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/wholesalephil/i_so_rule.png[/img]

i've smashed through the clouds into the light of your moon
my steed was full charging, calling possum destruction and doom
'Twas as if all hell had broke loose on this night
And to all possum in all the land
it was a terrible sight

Now i've taken unto my crown, possum pelt of domination

we gotta get,we gotta get, we gotta get out of this place
There's a man with a cigarette who's pleading to poke it in my face
Hide me and hold me control free as best as you can
It's all becoming too much, I can't cope, he's the possum pelt man

Now i've taken unto my crown, possum pelt of domination

PeltWearer, your possum genoicidic pyre
Furdiver, you demon of desire
Spinesnapper, you tried your best to break us
Throatchoker, you thought that you could take us

The fright of your life, the fright of your life
The fright of your life is he, guaranteed
This is no illusion confessing confusion you're pelt will be freed
Lashings of strappings with beatings completing your pelt so sheen
Oh what a mess I am blessed, possum dominations set in

Now i've taken unto my crown, possum pelt of domination..


*maybe zoner can ID the original song, possibly GS or Dred also.

possum is a slang for opossum in North america, however, the virginia opossom (common North American Species) is different from a possom which is native to Austrailia and was brought to New Zealand though both are marsupialia

[url:d67f9]http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/marsupialia.htm[/url:d67f9]

The would not have opossums and possums under two different names if they were not two different creatures.

Are you fucking retarded?

Yes. We do have different possums down here from the ones in North America, they're two subspecies of the same marsupial. The Possum/Opossum.

They're not distinguished by one being a "possum" and the other "opossum." They two names mean the exact same thing.

They have them both listed so that you can type in both alias and recieve the same thing. It would be fucking retarded if you could punch in Opossum and get nothing, and then type in Possum and get something.

Do you get it, or do we need to spell it out with fucking "my first alphabet" fridge magnets for you to understand?