PKM 1 Possums 0

philadelphia killing mach · **PKM 1 Possums 0 -** 03-15-2005, 09:31 AM

only in freakin texas. seems a possum found it's way into my back yard. called animal control who informed me they only pick up animals that are 'contained' (wtf do my tax payed 'stick with loop on the end' get used for ?!) so i donned my armor and bravely went out to meet the beast. i have dispatched the ogre into a rubbermaid box w/lid. i have done well. mead for all my men.

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jeezuz those things make a mean hiss when they're pissed. i had to change my armor twice.
sing praises of my heroic exploit now.

Mr.Buttocks · 03-15-2005, 09:32 AM

Did you harm it in any way?

bukdez · 03-15-2005, 09:33 AM

way to go!... i had a vicioious looking possum hanging about the back of my house a couple of years ago, they have like a million teeth... you must be very brave...

Miscguy · 03-15-2005, 09:43 AM

And here i was hoping it was a PKM

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That had splatered a rodent all over the place... fucking let down.

Pyro · 03-15-2005, 09:45 AM

Just throw it in a backyard of someone you don't like.

Sniper101 · 03-15-2005, 09:50 AM

They get pissed and make noise woopdy doo, try a pissed of raccoon those things kick ass ive seen pics of 2 bloodhounds being ripped apart by a single raccoon ed: So if you want to show your chivalry, go piss off a raccoon cool:

philadelphia killing mach · 03-15-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

Just throw it in a backyard of someone you don't like.

i've got kids. that's not gonna happen.

buttocks. he climbed up my fence, sat there and i nudged him into one of those big 25 gallon rubbermaid 'boxes' and then just put the lid on it with an airhole cut out (i'll just have to eat the 9.00 i paid for the box) the guy from animal control just picked it up and for your relief..he's going to release it in the wild (ie. he'll go about two blocks and then release it, he looked shady and shiftless)

i rule the animal kingdom goddammit.

Pyro · 03-15-2005, 09:52 AM

what does having kids have to do with solving two problems...the possum is gone from your hands...and pissing off some guy accross town who you don't like.

philadelphia killing mach · 03-15-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pyro

what does having kids have to do with solving two problems...the possum is gone from your hands...and pissing off some guy accross town who you don't like.

dork.........if he made it once in the backyard; he'll make it twice. having kids makes you a little protective of the rest of the world, including other people's annoying kids.

Sniper101 · 03-15-2005, 09:55 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":bd321]i rule the animal kingdom goddammit[/quote:bd321]

You live in texas, go to the northeast and try your "animal" skills. They just look at you as food and youll need a new pair of pants. Face it, you aint got shit on a new englander

philadelphia killing mach · 03-15-2005, 09:57 AM

[quote=Sniper101]

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Originally Posted by "philadelphia killing mach":239f7

i rule the animal kingdom goddammit

You live in texas, go to the northeast and try your "animal" skills. They just look at you as food and youll need a new pair of pants. Face it, you aint got shit on a new englander[/quote:239f7]

kid, i'm from philly; let's make that clear first. just happen to be stuck in texas against my will. 20 miles east or north of the city and it gets wild as it comes........including the animals.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- · 03-15-2005, 09:59 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":28aa5]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

Just throw it in a backyard of someone you don't like.

i've got kids. that's not gonna happen.

buttocks. he climbed up my fence, sat there and i nudged him into one of those big 25 gallon rubbermaid 'boxes' and then just put the lid on it with an airhole cut out (i'll just have to eat the 9.00 i paid for the box) the guy from animal control just picked it up and for your relief..he's going to release it in the wild (ie. he'll go about two blocks and then release it, he looked shady and shiftless)

i rule the animal kingdom goddammit.[/quote:28aa5]

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Sniper101 · 03-15-2005, 10:00 AM

Fine you live in philly. but im still more petrified of any animal id encounter than some guy who wants my money. That says something for what we have here for beasts. Hell we have mosquitos that are bigger than texan oppossums. If you ask me id rather step on a rattler than piss off anything of the like around here

Pyro · 03-15-2005, 10:01 AM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":3107d]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

what does having kids have to do with solving two problems...the possum is gone from your hands...and pissing off some guy accross town who you don't like.

dork.........if he made it once in the backyard; he'll make it twice. having kids makes you a little protective of the rest of the world, including other people's annoying kids.[/quote:3107d]

Borrow one of those remote mines from James Bond and make sure you blow it to pieces if it ever makes its way back.

Scorpion -]M15F1T[- · 03-15-2005, 10:03 AM

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