3) Consensual Rape

2) "the virgin whores"

1.) Anorexic Kirstie Alley

Top Ten Reasons for why 50 cent is da man

10) He is black

9) In a war zone, the fucker wont go down.

8) His last name is Howad and not Howard

7) Fiddy is fun to say.

6) He does a hell of a lot of charity work that most people are unaware of.

5) nigga got shot 9 times and decided not to die

4) He owns a candy shop

3) He's got tatoos!

2) because he overcame his childhood speech impetiment and made millions of it. "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g unit!"

1) he is profecient in small firearms and explosives (so he claims in his tracks)



TOP TEN excuses for masturbating to a picture of david hasselhoff

10) because im fucking gay, there is no punchline for this reason


beat that

9) he's got fab abs!

8) Fucker can skim the surface of water like jesus.

7) His hairy chest excites me.

6) He had a talking Car

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Who couldn't masturbate to that?

4) because he has had multiple hits in Germany

3. he reminds me of my best friend that i was in love with yet never told him

2. he fucked me and i miss him

1) He fucked Gary Coleman.

TOP TEN reasons that you want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy.

10) So we could hang out and have cool adventures and stuff.

9) so our balls to drop simultaneously

9) free healthcare

[quote="Eight Ace":168e8]1) He fucked Gary Coleman.

TOP TEN reasons that you do not want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy.[/quote:168e8]

7.He's gay.

8.) so i can murder him

5) So we can make a top 10 about him and have 3 top 9 reasons why we'd want to be friends wit him

4) he might know how to count unlike the fucktards who just posted

6) Im a gangsta.

2.) He has no pubic hair to shave off. Smooth is hot.

I just emailed you nekked pics.

1.) He knows how to use gmail.


Top 10 reasons to miss your best friend's/sibling's wedding:

10) Hooters Beach Volleyball match

[quote="Doctor Duffy":1aedb]I just emailed you nekked pics.[/quote:1aedb]


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9)Two for Tuesday's at Dominos

8) You're holding the bride-to-be in your basement as a sex slave.

7) Seinfeld's on

6) Your to busy at your online buddies wedding in World of Warcraft.

5. Just got your new custom-built PC delivered.

4) You're kite is stuck in a tree

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