Alliedassault

Alliedassault (alliedassault.us/index.php)
-   Offtopic (alliedassault.us/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   Top Ten (alliedassault.us/showthread.php?t=47943)

KTOG 08-12-2005 06:00 PM

3) Consensual Rape

White Rabbit 08-12-2005 06:02 PM

2) "the virgin whores"

Tripper 08-12-2005 07:04 PM

1.) Anorexic Kirstie Alley

Top Ten Reasons for why 50 cent is da man

08-12-2005 07:06 PM

10) He is black

Miscguy 08-12-2005 07:11 PM

9) In a war zone, the fucker wont go down.

KTOG 08-12-2005 07:12 PM

8) His last name is Howad and not Howard

Stammer 08-12-2005 07:21 PM

7) Fiddy is fun to say.

Eight Ace 08-12-2005 07:27 PM

6) He does a hell of a lot of charity work that most people are unaware of.

White Rabbit 08-12-2005 07:45 PM

5) nigga got shot 9 times and decided not to die

Jin-Roh 08-12-2005 07:48 PM

4) He owns a candy shop

08-12-2005 08:27 PM

3) He's got tatoos!

Nyck 08-12-2005 08:40 PM

2) because he overcame his childhood speech impetiment and made millions of it. "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g unit!"

White Rabbit 08-12-2005 09:12 PM

1) he is profecient in small firearms and explosives (so he claims in his tracks)



TOP TEN excuses for masturbating to a picture of david hasselhoff

10) because im fucking gay, there is no punchline for this reason


beat that

08-12-2005 09:18 PM

9) he's got fab abs!

Miscguy 08-12-2005 09:45 PM

8) Fucker can skim the surface of water like jesus.

Cpt. Obvious 08-12-2005 10:09 PM

7) His hairy chest excites me.

Bucknub 08-12-2005 10:19 PM

6) He had a talking Car

duncey 08-12-2005 10:20 PM

5. [img]http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10103000/10103337.jpg[/img]

Who couldn't masturbate to that?

elstatec 08-12-2005 10:21 PM

4) because he has had multiple hits in Germany

anti 08-12-2005 11:26 PM

3. he reminds me of my best friend that i was in love with yet never told him

Merlin122 08-12-2005 11:28 PM

2. he fucked me and i miss him

Eight Ace 08-12-2005 11:38 PM

1) He fucked Gary Coleman.

TOP TEN reasons that you want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy.

10) So we could hang out and have cool adventures and stuff.

Jin-Roh 08-12-2005 11:40 PM

9) so our balls to drop simultaneously

elstatec 08-12-2005 11:41 PM

9) free healthcare

duncey 08-12-2005 11:41 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":168e8]1) He fucked Gary Coleman.

TOP TEN reasons that you do not want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy.[/quote:168e8]

7.He's gay.

Merlin122 08-12-2005 11:41 PM

8.) so i can murder him

Stammer 08-12-2005 11:42 PM

5) So we can make a top 10 about him and have 3 top 9 reasons why we'd want to be friends wit him

elstatec 08-12-2005 11:43 PM

4) he might know how to count unlike the fucktards who just posted

Doctor Duffy 08-12-2005 11:49 PM

6) Im a gangsta.

Coleman 08-12-2005 11:51 PM

2.) He has no pubic hair to shave off. Smooth is hot.

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
2.) He has no pubic hair to shave off. Smooth is hot.

I just emailed you nekked pics.

Coleman 08-13-2005 12:03 AM

1.) He knows how to use gmail.


Top 10 reasons to miss your best friend's/sibling's wedding:

10) Hooters Beach Volleyball match

duncey 08-13-2005 12:04 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":1aedb]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
2.) He has no pubic hair to shave off. Smooth is hot.

I just emailed you nekked pics.[/quote:1aedb]


[img]http://www.knowfat.com/images/fat_guy.jpg[/img]

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 12:05 AM

9)Two for Tuesday's at Dominos

Eight Ace 08-13-2005 12:05 AM

8) You're holding the bride-to-be in your basement as a sex slave.

NexusRevived 08-13-2005 12:14 AM

7) Seinfeld's on

Stammer 08-13-2005 12:24 AM

6) Your to busy at your online buddies wedding in World of Warcraft.

duncey 08-13-2005 12:26 AM

5. Just got your new custom-built PC delivered.

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 12:30 AM

4) You're kite is stuck in a tree

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 12:34 AM

3. [quote="Doctor Duffy":f6bcc]4) You're kite is stuck in a tree[/quote:f6bcc]
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f6bcc]4) You're kite is stuck in a tree[/quote:f6bcc]
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f6bcc]4) You're kite is stuck in a tree[/quote:f6bcc]
[quote="Doctor Duffy":f6bcc]4) You're kite is stuck in a tree[/quote:f6bcc]


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:37 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.