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3) Consensual Rape
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2) "the virgin whores"
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1.) Anorexic Kirstie Alley
Top Ten Reasons for why 50 cent is da man |
10) He is black
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9) In a war zone, the fucker wont go down.
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8) His last name is Howad and not Howard
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7) Fiddy is fun to say.
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6) He does a hell of a lot of charity work that most people are unaware of.
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5) nigga got shot 9 times and decided not to die
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4) He owns a candy shop
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3) He's got tatoos!
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2) because he overcame his childhood speech impetiment and made millions of it. "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g unit!"
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1) he is profecient in small firearms and explosives (so he claims in his tracks)
TOP TEN excuses for masturbating to a picture of david hasselhoff 10) because im fucking gay, there is no punchline for this reason beat that |
9) he's got fab abs!
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8) Fucker can skim the surface of water like jesus.
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7) His hairy chest excites me.
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6) He had a talking Car
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4) because he has had multiple hits in Germany
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3. he reminds me of my best friend that i was in love with yet never told him
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2. he fucked me and i miss him
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1) He fucked Gary Coleman.
TOP TEN reasons that you want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy. 10) So we could hang out and have cool adventures and stuff. |
9) so our balls to drop simultaneously
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9) free healthcare
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[quote="Eight Ace":168e8]1) He fucked Gary Coleman.
TOP TEN reasons that you do not want to be best friends with Doctor Duffy.[/quote:168e8] 7.He's gay. |
8.) so i can murder him
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5) So we can make a top 10 about him and have 3 top 9 reasons why we'd want to be friends wit him
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4) he might know how to count unlike the fucktards who just posted
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6) Im a gangsta.
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2.) He has no pubic hair to shave off. Smooth is hot.
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1.) He knows how to use gmail.
Top 10 reasons to miss your best friend's/sibling's wedding: 10) Hooters Beach Volleyball match |
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9)Two for Tuesday's at Dominos
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8) You're holding the bride-to-be in your basement as a sex slave.
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7) Seinfeld's on
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6) Your to busy at your online buddies wedding in World of Warcraft.
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5. Just got your new custom-built PC delivered.
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4) You're kite is stuck in a tree
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