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gtboys34 05-18-2006 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyro
Buy him a fleshlight

typo? [size=]lol[/size]

must not have cleartype eh?

Nyck 05-18-2006 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Buy him a fleshlight

typo? lol

srsly...thats like twice..you best be foolin this time.

Machette 05-18-2006 10:13 PM

Small letters appear also. But who gives a shit what they say.

Nyck 05-18-2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Machette
Small letters appear also. But who gives a shit what they say.

die motha fucka

Tripper 05-18-2006 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by gtboys34
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Buy him a fleshlight

typo? lol

srsly...thats like twice..you best be foolin this time.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice......you can't fool me twice.

gtboys34 05-18-2006 10:37 PM

" im a T R I P P E R" aka Trapstar

lasagna 05-18-2006 11:02 PM

A kid got caught chokin' the chicken at the beginning of my freshman year of highschool in class. Wow, needless to say he had a lonely highschool experience.

CoMaToSe 05-19-2006 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Use Ceiling Cat as your wallpaper.

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2000/526/1600/ceilingcat.jpg[/img]

heh happy:

tomxtr 05-19-2006 07:46 AM

Update: Definitely caught him wanking. I'll post a vid later.

Video only shows shoulders up. Expressions are priceless.

Da_Bian 05-19-2006 08:14 AM

haha cool biggrin: biggrin: happy: hellfire: spank:

dr nein 05-19-2006 08:17 AM

Looking forward to a video of a guy whacking off...I feel so Swill.

Nyck 05-19-2006 08:18 AM

[quote="dr nein":b3b27]Looking forward to a video of a guy whacking off...I feel so Swill.[/quote:b3b27]

rofl

CoMaToSe 05-19-2006 08:30 AM

[quote="dr nein":ef455]Looking forward to a video of a guy whacking off...I feel so Swill.[/quote:ef455]
ahha. But Swill was a lesbo eek: stupid:

Ferich 05-19-2006 08:39 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="dr nein":0ec25]Looking forward to a video of a guy whacking off...I feel so Swill.[/quote]
ahha. But Swill was a lesbo eek: stupid:[/quote:0ec25]

[url="http://swillbj.ytmnsfw.com/"]http://swillbj.ytmnsfw.com/[/url]

He just looks like a lesbian...

CoMaToSe 05-19-2006 08:41 AM

[quote=Ferich][quote=CoMaToSe][quote="dr nein":13516]Looking forward to a video of a guy whacking off...I feel so Swill.[/quote]
ahha. But Swill was a lesbo eek: stupid:[/quote]

[url="http://swillbj.ytmnsfw.com/"]http://swillbj.ytmnsfw.com/[/url]

He just looks like a lesbian...[/quote:13516]
you make an excellent point

anti 05-19-2006 08:44 AM

gerv you should tell the story of the two kids jerking it to the science teacher.

CoMaToSe 05-19-2006 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by anti
gerv you should tell the story of the two kids jerking it to the science teacher.

eek:

yes gerV, please share, just for the edification of the entire forum.

geRV 05-19-2006 08:52 AM

That was back in second year of secondary school or "grade 9" as you homos would know it. We had a science teacher called Miss Crawford who musta been like 23 or so, really young and nice looking. Anyway she pretty much got everyones attention, then you noticed people going to the very back table in the class room. Ended up they got caught jerking off at the back of the class, and another guy got suspended for looking up her skirt in the middle of the corridor in full view of everyone. biggrin:

Zoner 05-19-2006 08:59 AM

haw haw haw!

It was you, wasn't it gerv. It's ok...we're in the Trust Tree here.

CoMaToSe 05-19-2006 09:03 AM

"Trust Tree" lolz, I had a teacher who would say that in 3rd grade happy:

tomxtr 05-19-2006 10:39 AM

I'm not messing around with the video yet, but here are some screens.

The perp!
[img]http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/407/capture7xa.jpg[/img]
Engrossed!
[img]http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/4678/capture15em.jpg[/img]
Oh snap, what was that noise!
[img]http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4033/capture24hm.jpg[/img]
Kleenex, oh noes!
[img]http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/131/capture38zw.jpg[/img][/url]

geRV 05-19-2006 10:48 AM

That guy has the prefect poster child look for a perv. annoy:

Da_Bian 05-19-2006 10:57 AM

Upload the video!!

gtboys34 05-19-2006 11:15 AM

he looks like Noel Guglielmi. the guy that played in training day and fast and furious as hector. I thought it would be night time though

Sgt>Stackem 05-19-2006 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Use Ceiling Cat as your wallpaper.

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2000/526/1600/ceilingcat.jpg[/img]


thats too funny. I had to cut a hole in my garages ceiling to put up a heavy bag and my cat (then kitten) had the exact same pose

Colonel 05-19-2006 12:15 PM

I take it that no other office building looks into the window behind him?

It would be funny if your screen saver is his face bouncing around the screen - or maybe your wallpaper. He would walk up and do the "wtf? double-take". Or maybe just a copy of those screen shots taped to your monitor with a little "I'm watching you." note.

Arkan 05-19-2006 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel
I take it that no other office building looks into the window behind him?

It would be funny if your screen saver is his face bouncing around the screen - or maybe your wallpaper. He would walk up and do the "wtf? double-take". Or maybe just a copy of those screen shots taped to your monitor with a little "I'm watching you." note.

THAT is what you need to do. Have his face bouncing around the screen with "I'm watching you"

Himmler 05-19-2006 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
Use Ceiling Cat as your wallpaper.

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2000/526/1600/ceilingcat.jpg[/img]

Dude you have to put it to this. Doing this would be SO much funnier than anything else and recording his reaction on camera.

Milla 05-19-2006 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
I take it that no other office building looks into the window behind him?

It would be funny if your screen saver is his face bouncing around the screen - or maybe your wallpaper. He would walk up and do the "wtf? double-take". Or maybe just a copy of those screen shots taped to your monitor with a little "I'm watching you." note.

THAT is what you need to do. Have his face bouncing around the screen with "I'm watching you"

OMFG please

And for your wall paper have the celing cat. Please do it LOL!

tomxtr 05-19-2006 02:21 PM

Sorry, the fun ends today. One of the VP's found out and he said that he has no choice but to report the guy to the bldg. manager. He's leaving it up to the bldg. manager whether to fire the guy or not. Nobody really was too bent out of shape other than to be grossed out. However, the fact that there is often a female here alone when this happens, people wanted to err on the side of caution. I guess you have to question a guy's judgement when he whacks off in an office knowing that someone could walk by. There's a reflection on the glass behind him where it is clear that he doesn't even close the door. They want to make sure that no one is put in a position to have to see that going on or having the situation escalate into something serious based on the guy's apparent lack of discretion. I believe there have been other complaints about the guy, so I wouldn't be surprised if I don't see him again.

BTW, I was all for the ceiling cat homepage!

Zoner 05-19-2006 02:50 PM

Ah well...it was fun while it lasted.

Keep the camera rolling for the next jabroni who empties yer trashcan.

Machette 05-19-2006 02:56 PM

How the hell did he find out?

gtboys34 05-19-2006 07:28 PM

[img]http://www.illhindu.com/archives/1447307.jpg[/img]

tomxtr 05-19-2006 09:37 PM

Here fgts!

[url:da45b]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A03E7PviTw[/url:da45b]

Machette 05-19-2006 10:24 PM

Thought he wasn't doing anything..but at the end. ed: Actually see him come back with kleenex. biggrin:

Bucknub 05-19-2006 10:41 PM

LOL caught in the act

Da_Bian 05-19-2006 10:50 PM

ROFL and the ceiling cat at the end biggrin: happy:

Madmartagen 05-19-2006 11:37 PM

hah, i thought he was just browsing the internets until he got some napkins for some pork pulling prepping and then started rocking in the chair. gross, man, at your own desk too...

looks like you have a cool office though rock:

Coleman 05-19-2006 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tomxtr
Here fgts!

[url:529f3]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A03E7PviTw[/url:529f3]

+1

Tripper 05-20-2006 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tomxtr
Here fgts!

[url:29b98]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A03E7PviTw[/url:29b98]

LOLTASTIC


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