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Default Wanking at work - 05-17-2006, 01:39 PM

So it appears that one of the cleaning crew at my office has been taking liberties with my internet priveledges after hours. I have a laptop that comes home with me and a desktop that I use to run resource hungry tasks, many times after hours. I never bother logging off even if I'm not running anything. Some douche is actually typing in the urls in IE and the history is chock full of XXX sites. I'm disturbed that he may be roughing up the suspect and touching my computer, but am also a little alarmed that their are still women in the office at the time that this takes place, based on the time stamps of the cookies. Anyway, I alerted IT so I don't get canned for this and am setting up a webcam to see what happens tonight. I thought I might see if the GF1 community could come up with some creative ways to pwn this guy.
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 01:42 PM

web cam is great, save it and email it to the guy
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 01:44 PM

Yeah. PM me the link. On second thought, don't. oOo:

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Default 05-17-2006, 01:45 PM

Put a message on your desktop telling this perv to stop wanking it on your computer or else youll bone him like the bitches in the videos he likes to watch get boned. spank:
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 01:51 PM

Lol you thought that slight film on the keys was left over glaze from your morning donut


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Default 05-17-2006, 02:01 PM

log off your fucking machine.....
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 02:09 PM

you can set it so that it loggs off if you are away from the keyboard for a while eek:
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 02:16 PM

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you can set it so that it loggs off if you are away from the keyboard for a while eek:
Yeah, no shit. Never needed to worry about it before.
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 02:38 PM

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you can set it so that it loggs off if you are away from the keyboard for a while eek:
Yeah, no shit. Never needed to worry about it before.
vvideo record w/ webcam, send it to the group email at your office.
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 02:52 PM

Setup a live stream of the webcam video and let other employees know what goes on after hours at the office.
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 03:07 PM

[quote="Jonsey_":9c026]Setup a live stream of the webcam video and let other employees know what goes on after hours at the office.[/quote:9c026] imwithstupid:
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 03:11 PM

put it on youtube and link us all
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 03:14 PM

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put it on youtube and link us all
Yeah, because you know how much you love to see other men wank off, live.
  
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Default 05-17-2006, 03:14 PM

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11363605 ... t_Attempt_


  
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Default 05-17-2006, 03:15 PM

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put it on youtube and link us all
Yeah, because you know how much you love to see other men wank off, live.
stfu and go eat some shoe leather
  
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